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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post
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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval
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you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*
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all grown up (THEY STOLE THESE CLOTHES)
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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to
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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen
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to quote my bestie and pulitzer prize winner tony kushner “hope isn’t a choice, it’s a moral obligation, an obligation to the cells in your body” and “it is an ethical obligation to look for hope; it is an obligation not to despair.” like god. it is so fucking hard it is harder than anything in the world to wake up and have faith that things will be better and we can change things but it is the only thing we tangibly have and can pass on to other people. idrk where i was going with this but yea
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As I understand it living in LA is one of those cosmically perfect acts where the punishemnt for the crime is the act itself
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omg i get another chance tomorrow!! and after tomorrow i get another chance!!! and after that another!!?!
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put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve
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take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder
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[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄
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rise. live. fight. think about women. do not waver
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I'm in my Disco Elysium brainrot era now...
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