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hi can we play staring and breathing together

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"you're a great listener" thanks I don't understand when it's my turn to talk

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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Projecting our period cramps onto Saja boys

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I think cats are right about the zoomies. I think every once in awhile you should run around the house as fast as you can and then sleep for several hours

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guys be honest am i doomed forever

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bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

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let’s hang on mama (of another species)

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

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HUNTR/X 💥

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kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

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BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"

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