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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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ayyyyyy, shoutout to bunnings stocking a colour called “ace of spades” for giving me this idea

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I was compelled to draw Undine, my OC I made in Stardew Valley, because I love her and I want you to look at her 😭

Birthday: Summer, day unknown

Favorite gifts: aquamarine, shells of any kind, seafoam pudding

Liked gifts: coconuts, wild berries, crabs, lobsters, periwinkle

HATED gifts: garbage (gifting her this WILL piss her off), joja cola, fish, crab cakes, trout soup, fish stew

Bio: The townsfolk consider her to be a very quiet but caring person, although she carries a mysterious air about her. Not much is known about her backstory, only that she shortly arrived not long after the Midnight Jellies event, and started living in town.

Undine comes across as someone who is very passionate about preserving marine lifeforms, and keeping the oceans and rivers safe from the pollution bigger companies keep causing.

The closer you get to her, the more likely she is to reveal her biggest secret/backstory.

(.... she's a mermaid.)

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You could say I'm lazy with animal names in this game. Also wtf is that melon

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Damn, Shane, you good?

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life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

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I painted this 12 years ago but it is more relevant than ever today.

YOU ARE FREE

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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Getting nostalgic over my first OC I ever made. He's an anthropomorphic cat man named Churraco Inquan, who lived in a space colony with other cat people that had my little pony color schemes. (He didn't, he was, like, tan with sandy brown hair or something...?)

While living in the colony, he was also a superhero that flew around on an axe like it was a skateboard, wearing a blue spandex suit and metal mask over his face. They called him Warrior Cat.

Every night, he'd come home to his dandelion yellow girlfriend with pink hair and they'd sit at the dinner table, hands clasped.

They were about to say grace.

But Churraco had this irrational fear that she could read his thoughts. While silently praying, he is sweating bullets. In his mind, he said, "Father bless this food, this family, this.. why is she looking at me? Can she read my mind?"

His gf: "Are you reading my mind?"

Him: "What?! No! I was just thinking of you! Should I say grace for the food?"

Her: "I think you should say grace about me. 😏"

Him: "Okay. I'll say grace about you. Thank you God for Senntra my girlfriend who I love to eat dinner with every Monday, Wednesday, and the other days. Amen."

Her: "thanks. Love you, bye!"

I don't have the drawings anymore, but omg do I miss them lmaooo

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just a heads up to my fellow writers out there that AO3 is currently fighting off bots commenting on people’s works to tell them that AO3 will delete their fics “due to the works being deprecated”, and the deletion will affect their accounts unless the authors delete the fics themselves first. IT IS A SCAM. AO3 will NOT delete your works. please do NOT fall for these bots!

I’ve been told the reason why these bots are doing this is due to copyright infringement issue where they’re trying to steal your works (possibly to train AI but this is just a guess) ‼️‼️‼️and once you deleted your fics, it will be either very difficult or impossible for you to claim ownership of your own fics when they were already deleted.‼️‼️‼️

a reminder that AO3 will never contact you through your comments section (in case they claim to be one of the moderators). AO3 will only contact you through your email address which you use to register your account, and it will be from AO3’s official handle. not some sketchy ass @

so if you get a comment telling you you should “delete your works to protect your account because AO3 is doing blah blah blah” report that comment. don’t delete your works.

PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAM.

AO3 IS NOT DELETING WORKS.

DO NOT DELETE YOUR WORKS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CLAIMS THEY KNOW SOMETHING.

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awesome video my brother made for me in 2009 bc i kept commenting "gay" on peoples videos from his account