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can you draw a smol krabby having a bad time

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Here Music

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Rev up those fryers (and engines!) - SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star are coming to Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds!

Race through Bikini Bottom, visit the Krusty Krab, and tear up the ocean floor in the Patty Wagon.

Pre-order now: RaceCrossWorlds.com

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On consideration, I can't really blame folks for not realising that Seven Deadly Sins Squidward was apparently meant sincerely by its creator, because who the fuck picks Squidward to represent the voice of reason in that scenario? His literal role in the show is to be a sanctimonious twerp who's wrong about everything.

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Pre-divor- I mean big shot era spamtenna

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resentment born from a perceived betrayal; both feel they were betrayed by the other, both resent each other for it.

yet also sparse indications of genuine yearning from both parties; both want to be mad at each other for the situation that divided them, yes, but also both long for those good ol' days spent together.

at least one half indicating they want to get back together, echoing sentiments along the lines of "YOU DO CARE!"

the narrative will NOT shut the fuck up about how lonely they are.

mutual obsession.

perceive themselves as competing businesses, yet their history is so completely - perhaps literally, perhaps solely in their minds - intertwined and complimentary!

one lives in subpar conditions while constantly dreaming of getting everything they ever wanted and more, even if it means discarding what they already have, while the other lives in a precarious state of being functional, tolerable, enjoyable to a degree, but simultaneously also being one failure away from complete ruin.

sharing a daughter who wears pink.

am i describing the spamtenna lore or the plabs lore. lol

deltarune fans who are REAL spongeheads know that spamton and tenna are more like plankton and krabs than plankton and karen

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deltarune fans who are REAL spongeheads know that spamton and tenna are more like plankton and krabs than plankton and karen

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Erdrick beats Zuko, point for Smash.

Smash: 69 (Nice)

Challengers: 25

This time, it's the hero of Dragon Quest 4, Solo vs. Eugene Krabs, owner of the Krusty Krab.

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ROUND 1 - STANLEY PINES vs THE 2 SALESFISH

Would Grunkle Stan be able to sell the 2 SalesFish "totally legitimate products that will absolutely work" in exchange for money?

OR would the Two Salesfish Guys who want to sell SpongeBob Something be able to stell Gunkle Stan...something...in exchange for..."presumably money?" but who really knows?

PROPAGANDA

GRUNKLE STAN

"He's been doing this for over 30 years and he is thriving"

"I SUBMITTED HIM AS A JOKE BECAUSE IT WILL BE FUNNY TO SEE HIM FAIL IN THE FIRST ROUND AT HIS OWN GAME AHAHAHAHAHA. WHY WON'T HIS BROTHER ANSWER MY CALLS."

"once got people to put money in a bag and 'watch it mysteriously disappear' as a tourist attraction"

THE TWO SALESFISH

"They randomly stalk the night, hiding in the dark from people…trying to find the chance to sell them something?"

"They are dedicated enough to go out on a road in the middle of the night just to sell something. What are they selling? What's the cost? Who knows? SpongeBob isn't interested, but it seems they've stalked this road many a time before. The blue fish even peers over the rock, awaiting the next victim. What they lack in canonical sales, they make up for with dedication and commitment. They are true symbols of the selling spirit."

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oh perfect chemistry & frozen face-off youre such mediocre episodes but you will always be famous to me (for establishing sandy and karen allyship and literally zero other reason)

what do you mean there are people who dont know the karen-and-sandy friendship lore...

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what do you mean there are people who dont know the karen-and-sandy friendship lore...

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... this one can stay.

its literally harmless its not even inaccurate but if i see people talk about krabs doing rainbow capitalism on my damn krusty krab pride flag post i hide or delete that shit 99.9% of the time (that miniscule 1% is when i feel like being "it doesn't count as rainbow capitalism because he's BISEXUAL!!!!!!!") simply because its repetitive

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Everyone calls lobsters larry but have you considered thst could be his little brother liam the lobster? Not everyone can get onto nickelodeon but his short film he produced was awesome