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Am I Really In Love With Them Or Am I Just Feeling Pressured To Fall In Love As Soon As Possible, a novel by me

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Adult website and period tracker

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ID in alt

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Friendly reminder: even if to you the idea of living without a partner seems sad and lonely, if someone tells you they don't want a romantic or sexual partner, it's not a sad thing. It's a beautiful thing - it means they're living the life that will make them happy rather than abiding by societal expectations.

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When you recognise the song the fic title is referencing

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So much to explain... SPY X FAMILY AND BUDDY DADDIES CROSSOVER AU!

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Me when that ao3 loading bar takes a little longer than usual

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You run a daycare after the apocalypse. An unspoken rule among the wastelanders says the Daycare is off-limits to all. You raise the children of warlords, chieftains, and nomads.

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I wanted to drive my father to the hospital after a pregnancy test he tried turned out positive, but instead we went to a lavished villa with a pool. From that pool, Thanos came out of it wearing nothing but a red G-string and he took us to watch “Shrek: the musical”.

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me whispering as i open yet another ao3 fic: you better fix all my problems you little shit

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Ao3 has got to be one of the few places that has the highest internet traffic between the hours of midnight to 4 a.m.

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Isn’t it cute how babies have like tufts of hair like chicks or other baby birds. Like I am a small creature and because of that I am patchy.

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i dont like going out at all

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Who is this person so well versed in the ways of collegians?

in college, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “i have 4 essays, two finals, and 5 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “i would like to be crushed by a train or get hit by a car” and i think that’s beautiful <3

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it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right

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It hurts honestly

Fanfic: So they’re getting along really well.

Me: Aww that’s nice.

Fanfic: But get this.

Me: Yeah

Fanfic: last updated 4 years ago

Me: