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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money
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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism
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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically
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welcome ... mi beautiful baby Dusk Soul
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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me
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oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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guy who says "im getting real into the color green lately"
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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?
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Wanderer's Journal season 2 will premiere on the 24th of June!
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