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Which path should he choose?
The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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When I am emperor, I will make everyone who refers to women’s leg hair removal as “basic hygiene” fight to the death in my coliseum.
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OMG I FOUND IT HERE!
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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user
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computer i don't know how much more i can explain to you that i would rather let a blue ringed octopus handle my appendectomy then ever touch the horrific unending nightmare that Microsoft "Shit Idiot" Copilot ai would surely be
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computer i don't know how much more i can explain to you that i would rather let a blue ringed octopus handle my appendectomy then ever touch the horrific unending nightmare that Microsoft "Shit Idiot" Copilot ai would surely be
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FINALLY
🧑🏿🔬🧪
A POST-TRUTH
CRIME DOCUMENTARY
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hey so like
hi, you. yeah im talking to you. You like my stuff from time to time and reblog once and a while, and I always recognize you in my notes. we’ve never talked, maybe you dont like to say much or you’re nervous or something. it’s okay, whatever it is.
I see you. you mean a lot to me. sometimes when I’m having a hard day, I’ll notice your name once again in my notifs and it makes me smile. im not kidding.
I don’t care if you’re a “ghost” follower or you send me asks all the time. i see you and I love you so much, genuinely and truly. you are really important to me.
thank you. thank you for being there. <3
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This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Hamster Wheel For Chickens. I doubt very much that this flimsy thing would stop any predator (except a bird of prey maybe?), but it does come with bonus Injure Your Chickens' Feet Action!
The birbs look so silly I canNOT stop laughing
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