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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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ocd is the answer to the age old question no one ever asked, "what if your anxiety had autism"
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had a dream some marvel movie revealed the new main antagonist was named “king yumyum” and it genuinely pissed me off so bad my dream caught on fire
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@importantanimalmemes
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My next book of science cartoons Physics for Cats is available to preorder now! Links here: www.tomgauld.com
#oh the mastery of speech bubble placement#big pet peeve of mine is when people f up the basic top to bottom left to right placement#(obv exception translated comics where original language doesnt read that way nuabce etc etc)
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As a voter my primary concern is toys coming to life and being evil when they come to life because they want revenge for being played with too much / too hard. My secondary concern is illegal immigrants. My third concern is that the toys who come to life and are good won't be strong enough to stop the evil toys. My fifth concern is the economy. I can't tell you four because it's a decretttt.
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This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:



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BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.
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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.
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