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Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

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Kizana: We are rivals who like to rhyme!

Megami: In fact, we do this all the time!

Kizana: You may think it’s rather crass...

Megami: But you can stick your knife up your nose!

Kizana: You were supposed to say ‘ass’, Megami. I thought we rehearsed this!

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Mai: Do you ever wonder why we're here?

Midori: One of life's greatest mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff, I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.

Mai: What? I mean why are we here, on the school rooftop.

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Osana: How long have you been sleeping with Kizana?

Megami, becoming more flustered and red by the second: I don't even get- why would- I've never had sexual intercourse with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Kizana is my classmate. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmmm, check and mate!

Osana:

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Kizana: Does this outfit make me look like a lesbian?

Megami: No.

Kizana: Well fuck, now I need to change

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Nemesis: Fun fact, the average person walks past a murderer 36 times in their life time.

Ayano: How on earth is that a 'fun' fact?

Nemesis: *twirls knife behind back* It's fun because they didn't murder you

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Uekiya: Y-You rude gardening tool!

Miyuji:

Miyuji: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe?

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Kizana: Bro?

Osana: Yes bro?

Kizana: Tell the world that we're bros

Osana: *whispering in her ear* We're bros

Kizana: Why-

Osana: Because you're my world, bro

Kizana: *wipes tears away* bRO

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Kyoshi: OK girls, let's play clean. No biting, no scratching... kicking, no gouging, no kickboxing, no punching, no slapping, no spitting... uh... no gouging! And no non-regulation equipment. Shidesu, this is with you!

*Osoro is using a knife to sharpen her hockey stick into a sword*

Kyoshi: OK, into position!

*Kyoshi blows the whistle to start the game, and is immediately KO'ed with a stick blow*

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Osoro: Hey I'm going out to buy some stuff. Want anything?

Ayano: I want Senpai to notice me

Osoro: yeaaaaa I got like $12

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Amai: What is it?

Oka: I feel very comfortable around you.

Amai: I feel very comfortable around you, too.

Oka: It's surprising, because I generally don't feel comfortable around... anyone.

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*Ayano being in the student council*

Megami: Ayano, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.

Ayano: ?

Megami: It seems you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.

Ayano: Megami?

Megami: That's practically zen.

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Kizana: It's dark in here!

Megami: Don't worry, I got you.

Megami: [stomps and her sneakers light up]

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Ayano, to Taeko at the front door: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Ryoba, yelling from the kitchen: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

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Kizana, throwing her head into Osana's lap and looking up: Tell me I'm pretty.

Osana, running a hand lovingly across Kizana's face: You're pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

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*the rivals skipping stones together at a lake*

Megami: It's such a beautiful evening

Osoro: *whispering* Take that, you fucking lake.

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Kokona: *nervous laughing* I can't tell if you're trying to help me or destroy me.

Ayano: *also laughing* I honestly don't know.