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Ah you like punk rock? Do 3 acts of kindness then
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why does water taste so much better in the middle of the night
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met a really racist person who was like all non-real british people should be deported and i said what makes someone real and he was like if both their families have been here since the 1700s and i said you know what. i can get behind deporting the king. and he didnt like that response.
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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad
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Cass: *frowning* I don’t know why I can’t go to sleep. Something’s keeping me up. Did someone die? Everyone’s present and accounted for, right? Tim: *from in the kitchen* what did you eat today? Cass: just a piece of Jason’s coffee cake Tim: . . . the coffee cake Cass: but those are just cinnamon! No actual coffee!! Tim: . . . JASON! Jason: *walks in* what’s up? Tim: how much coffee did you put in your Edited Coffee Cake? Jason: *counting on his fingers* well there was the espresso subbed for water, the instant coffee powder in the sugar filling, and the coffee icing I drizzled on to moisten it. Like . . . The equivalent of five cups of coffee? cass: Tim: Steph: I’d like to rewind to the part where you couldn’t sleep and your first assumption was that someone had died and you were somehow unconsciously aware of that
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I'm sorry. David Corenswet brought his dog to set in her own Superman costume?
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did you hear. the sun loves him
go see my son, the poster child for uncomplicated good
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‼️NOT THAT BIG OF A SPOILER FOR THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE BUT STILL‼️
The funniest thing about the new Superman movie was that the civilians of Metropolis fled to Gotham out of all places to not be in danger 😭

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She showed up at the last minute still drunk to pick up her dog after a week of partying off planet, called Superman a bitch, and left. I love her already.
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