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please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person
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the older i get the more sensitive i become to warm genuine words, like wow you really think that kindly of me? hold up, lemme cry
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anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach
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The reason we have video of Kevin McCarthy losing repeatedly and Republicans shrieking on the House floor is that the only person who can tell C-SPAN (or any other media) to turn off their cameras is the Speaker of the House.
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A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.
This鈥檒l go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.
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Not going to live the rest of my life and not going to kill myself but a secret third thing
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So let me get this straight
1. Elon Musk buys Twitter
2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate
3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg
4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him
5. He gets mad and posts a video response
6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location
7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking
That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.
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