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I pinch myself daily at the good fortune of my life, you know, in many ways. Orlando Bloom

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If you're looking at my thumbs, then you just shirley ain't doing it right.
And if you’re doing it right, then thumbs up to ya.

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Oh honey, I found a picture of your rectum after I’ve fucked you...

La Jolla Cove, La Jolla, CA (with a side of ghost seagulls) [OC] [1280x1920] - droopyheadliner
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It is a legacy It's a wild and bitter seed Blown across those fertile fields Where the roots run deep
Both got calloused hands Blue collared working men Down here in Bubba land What's in a name
--Pierce Pettis

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Yep. That’s about how many it takes for me to be a happy drum. I could also use a coffee that strong this morning too.

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If you must feed, o beast, then I am the meadow on which you shall graze.

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Hold on with a bulldog grip, and chew and choke as much as possible. --Abraham Lincoln

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The theme park is now open. Your all-access pass entitles you to full park privileges...

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(via daddies-n-bears)
Motivational Speaker.

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Wipe that stupid grin off your face, you worthless grunt.

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