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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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last week I described my email inbox as a Sisyphean task to my coworker because that day I genuinely just could not get my email count down lower than 15, every email I opened and replied to would immediately be replaced with another new message, and today I walked into that coworkers office looking dejected again and she said “what’s wrong? Another syphilis day or whatever?”

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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It’s kind of growing on him.

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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Live reactions to one of the worst sentences ever uttered on television.

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me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…

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Aftg comic strip concept

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im sorry u cannot make me believe a sexy album cover is a real problem. U can’t. Not even in a like "actually I think it’s satirical or subversive or a commentary on blah blah blah" kinda way tbh maybe she just likes giving bjs and having her hair pulled and that is the entire meaning. So???? I still cannot find it in my soul to be bothered. Get it girl i guess like. Who cares? Who really cares? Why do any of you care ???????? The fascists have won and you care about sex???? Why???????!!!!!

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May's patreon postcard is here! JereJean + their new pup 🐶 Join my postcard club by the 20th to receive this!