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Lil doodle

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TIL that the Hoover Dam is expected to be one of the last remaining visible structures from our species, and it contains a star map that if no other means were available, could be used to determine the exact date on which Hoover Dam was completed.

via reddit.com

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crying bc I’ll never be able to buy giant bagels off a kentrosaurus

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thinking about the portrayal of Cecil going from mysterious and sort of separated observer to catty dork sticking his nose physically into everything again

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survey question:

this is for what feels most natural. if you're ambidextrous, use the handedness that you use more often.

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Most Useful Information I Never Knew I Needed.

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the day people learn that they can express negative opinions about queer rep without misusing the word queerbait is the day i will know peace

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*fucking towel burritos you*

get socialized idiot

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I have a new coworker and my boss was like “oh yeah one of the reasons I hired him was because I thought you’d get along”. Which

sort of makes me feel like a cheetah in a zoo getting assigned a service dog to help tame my neuroses

kind of offends me because he’s a mellow nerdy socialist flatcap pinstripe vest beardguy who I’m sure plays accordion or banjo or ukulele, which is a whole Type of Guy

frustrates me because I DO genuinely like and get along with him… goddammit it’s working…

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how do you respond to miscellaneous men who call you ‘sweetheart’?

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Soo did y'all know you can get a soldering iron for 8 bucks? I didn't. I do now. I'm about to burn the shit out of myself.

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those tiktok movie uploads that are in like 53 different parts that are all like 3 minutes long is like. return to our roots. the earth is healing. anime youtube kids remember

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It’s a shiny rock, what’s not to like?

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The orange kitty presented...

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tumblr reinterpreting/misinterpreting/fandomizing media usually ranges from annoying to entertaining if viewed from a distance, but watching tumblr turn one of the most famous gothic horror novels of all time into a sitcom where a vampire invites his human bestie to stay at his place and then runs around like a maniac the whole time so his friend won't know they're the only two people in the house is. hilarious. i want this show to exist. please god someone give me the interpretation of dracula that is 100% from dracula's perspective and shows him running around his gothic castle at 200mph trying to remember how cooking works and completely fucking up basic housekeeping bc he was an aristocrat

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The British right wing are just fucking nuts.