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Please help a disabled Brazilian trans woman survive this month

Hi sorry I fucking hate asking for help online, but as some of you know, I've been in the amazon taking care of my grandma after she had a really delicate surgery And taking care of my baby niece (since my grandma can't take care of her while recovering) this past month.

This means I haven't been able to work except for my remote translation and writing gigs (which I have been doing despite the fact I also have to care for a 4yo child), so money has been really hard to come by lately.

The money I managed to get from commissions has gone to pay for the euthanasia and cremation of my dog Plus the bills of my family in São Paulo, meaning I have no money left for groceries (for my family back home, as I'm still in the Amazon until next week).

We really really really need money right now, especially before the 1st of August, so any help right now is really appreciated.

P*yp*l: leandrocpj@gmail.com

PIX; 11 94801-6032

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"There's no way in hell there was an actual supervillain who actually called themselves-"

"No, no, not officially - we came up with the name when we were assigned to find them, and we were kind of taking the piss, but it's still a good name. It was before your time - they had the power to-"

"I don't want to know what their power was."

"No, listen - their power was that they could summon a pie and throw it at someone."

"Oh. Oh, well, okay - that's the greatest supervillain you've ever fought? Doesn't sound like much."

"But that was the thing. They could throw a pie at someone and it would never miss. So long as they could see their target they'd hit them. We eventually found out they could throw a pie at someone who was on live broadcast, miles away."

"Jesus. Okay, I think I see the issue. But it was still, like. Pies, right?"

"Oh, for sure, it was never poison pies, and they could only summon a pie every 15 seconds so they couldn't drown someone in meringue. But - do you remember Murgatroyd Bentley?"

"Sort of, he was president when I was a little kid - something, something superhuman rights, and he was the guy who nuked Saskatchewan, right?"

"That's the guy. We found out about this guy after the Humboldt Crisis, because after that, whenever there was a live broadcast with the president - the state of the union, addressing congress, the Christmas tree lighting - a pie would splatter across his face every fifteen seconds."

"…Is that it?"

"Hon, it was everything. You haven't lived until you've seen the president try to talk about dignity while being smacked in the face with a banana cream. By the end of term, he refused to show his face in public, and he resigned in quiet disgrace. There were a few other pieings for a few years, but nowhere near the amount that took place when Bentley was president, and eventually they stopped. We never found out who or even where this person was.

"And that - more than anything - makes them the greatest supervillain I've ever had to deal with. Because they didn't do much, but they did it loudly, they did it consistently, and we never caught them."

"...How hard were you trying to catch them?"

"Not very."

"And you decided to call them Dr. Creampie?"

"We were young. The president had just bombed Saskatchewan. It was a weird time. Honestly we took what we could get for laughs."

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People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work.

Like this is not an absurd concept. It bothers me that people think that it is.

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Don’t a let a little thing like being a boy keep you from being a girl

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''Meowford Hills'' by Catlde Hassam

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The biggest secret I discovered about writing, and you can see the quality jump between early Curse Words and late Curse Words/TTOU based almost entirely on this, is that you can just go to the next thing. Very early on I used to be all "ok but we have to properly bridge and pace things, we can't jump from the important classroom scene to the important beach scene" yes you can. If nothing interesting or relevant is happening between those two things you can just say "ten minutes later, at the beach" and keep going. If the bridge between them is boring you, it's also gonna bore the audience, and you don't have to write it. You can jump straight to the next interesting or important part and so long as you don't actually jump over any important parts it's fine. The audience wants to get straight to the next thing too.

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Dungeon meshi is about taking care of yourself physically so you can be fucking insane at full capacity

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wanted to do a lil redraw ☂️☂️  (he’s all talk, he still doesn’t have the spell slots)

commissions!|kofi

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”how are you asexual if you’re always joking about sex!!!”

…because I think it’s funny.

“but you write smut!!!”

yeah? It’s fun to write and I like imagining it, but I’d never wanna do it. I always just use an OC.

“but you’ve done the sex before!!”

My partner wanted to and I’m indifferent to it. Didn’t really enjoy it and was glad that their parents came come and we didn’t end up doing it.

“but you like dressing in revealing clothes!!!”

I like the way my curves look sometimes. I think they’re neat.

“But-“

S H U T .

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Remember: You are so wanted, so loved, and so adored

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"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

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Peeeeeekkkkaaaa….

BOO!!!!

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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In his closing chapter, Marra warns that Americans may soon awaken to dead birds and “muted birdsong, if any at all.” It’s another nod to Rachel Carson, whose defense of nature helped spark the modern environmental movement. Today we’ve come to recognize Carson as an environmental Cassandra; history has vindicated many of her inconvenient truths. But when Silent Spring first came out, her ideas were met with hostility from other scientists, who deemed her hysterical, alarmist and “probably a Communist.” For Marra, it is clear that outdoor cats represent the Silent Spring of our time. Not only are cats the single worst threat to birds caused directly by humans, but they are also the easiest problem to fix, as compared to many-leveled threats like climate change. For him, it is obvious what we must do. Yet he is also starting to understand the challenge of making others see the world as he does. “To me, this should be the low-hanging fruit,” he says. “But as it turns out, it might be easier stopping climate change than stopping cats.”

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this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

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