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Baker Braps

There's a small but reasonably popular bakery in town, known to its patrons by the powerful, delectable aroma reminiscent of all the tasty goods on display, which gives everything their 'fresh from the oven' appeal. It's strongest as it wafts its way out of the back, but there's a bit more to the smell that goes on behind closed doors…

*BL-BrrRBRmMLrRrbfFf…*

The baker running this fine establishment has an entire backdoor bakery of their own, and it's in some SERIOUS need of airing out. The warm, sickly-sweet fumes bubble out of their rear like the air of the oven they're opening, and they can hardly even smell what was in the oven to begin with. "Phew… Oh, they're stinkers today…"

With the ovens open, they reach back with a big oven mitt to pull a cheek aside for another juicy fart, and then casually (and somewhat ineffectually) fan the gas away from their backside before reaching back into the oven and pulling out their other, considerably less meaty baked goods. Now holding the tray of pastries in front of them, the wind-breaking baker finally gets a good whiff of their more refined craft. It smells scrumptious as usual, though the scent does have to fight through the muggy haze wafting from their rear end.

As they start to move towards the front of the bakery, their cakes lightly shake and jiggle. Too many carbs have let them expand to an impressive size, although they're pretty well-contained when not being stuck into the air. But their ass's sheer mass betrays itself through the visible, tangible amount of heft that moves when they walk, which accentuates the low rumbling that often emanates from it.

When they come to the door, they pause to stick their leg out– *BRRRUMMMPHHT!!* –and ripple the layers constraining their ass one last time before they turn around (taking yet another 'experimental' whiff) and booty-bump the door open.

By gluten-intolerant standards, those farts were actually pretty benign… The customers won't notice anything strange today either, right?

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Characters A and B having anal sex, A is on top and very vigorous, changing positions often, each time they push back into B’s asshole it forces air into B’s intestines

During a marathon fuck session B’a stomach has gone from flat to bloated, their belly distended from how much air has been fucked into their guts

B struggles to withstand the pressure in their tummy, desperately trying to hold back farts while A fucks them but it doesn’t last long. They finally groan in defeat and begin to fart uncontrollably the moment A’s dick pulls out again to change positions

The lube in their ass makes every fart incredibly wet, loud and urgent, along with the furious gurgles of their stomach as air bubbles are pushed through their intestines

All B can do is lie on their front, ass up, and deflate. Thankfully, A doesn’t mind like B thought they would, and A response by grinding their dick against B’s asshole as they fart the cramps out

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Something I’ve been thinking about lately is a person whose fart fetish manifests differently depending on the person they’re interacting with.

Like, a person could have one partner who is a bold and cheeky farter. This person would react to the proud farter with “disgust”, complaining about the utter volume of gas that comes out of the proud farter’s ass. However, they both know this is largely an act, and it only encourages the proud farter to let it rip all the more, shoving this person against the wall with their ass and listening with joy as they groan (more in pleasure than annoyance) through other huge rip.

But then this exact same person could have another partner who is the opposite: a shy farter who gets flustered and embarrassed at every toot that passes their cheeks. However, they’re also a gas factory, and their farts only increase when they’re nervous. For this partner, the person in question becomes a teasing and dominating presence. They pin the shy farter down and press their hands against the farter’s stomach, teasing out gas and watching the farter squirm while blushing more and more.

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I had way too many protein bars the last couple days. I guess I had too many protein shakes too... 🤭 Please enjoy the results! I'm going to be busy for a couple of weeks, I hope this makes up for it! :D

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just saw an incredibly adorable comic about a couple (y*r/l*id from sxf) getting sick together and laying in a miserable pile in bed, and of course I'm immediately thinking about farts

imagine the intimacy of the fart barrier getting obliterated in a tangle of sweaty limbs because neither of you even care about manners, just so sick and disgustingly farty all either of you can do is lift a leg, rip heinous ass, and apologize weakly

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anime momfarts on the brain...I can totally picture an anime milf as having that same demure attitude as ever but she'll just fart.

explosively.

without warning.

And I'm just imagining her attitude being a *way* too mildly embarrassed "Oop, it can't be helped" while her kids are like "Augh, *MOM!*" and give her a big *whap* right on her fat gassy ass as punishment for being such a flatulent windbag

she's kinda bashful but also kind of amused at their reactions, and honestly the reactions of strangers too whenever she cracks one off

anime moms casually farting as though they're little toots rather than huge belches of gas that cause widespread revulsion 🫠

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one of my favorite things are the noises and the sounds that happen after people fart. like when they let a fart out they’ve held onto for a long time and all that pressure relieves. They either moan from the relief because it just feels so good on them. Or they groan because they know they have so much more. All those pretty little noises really get me going. Like please just fart for me and be a slob 🫠 you can act embarrassed or proud idc just let me hear it all please

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This is the longest fart I have recorded. It's not recent! I was unreasonably flatulent at work, and this is the monster I let go!

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I'm sad to report I lost control of my gasshole at my date. 😔

He didn't make a big deal out of it, but I let some raspy toots out here and there. There was no fighting that protein shake. (ᵕ—ᴗ—) A few were right in his couch, one of which I fired off when I got up from the couch, and another few while I was walking. Y'all know I blew my car up on my way back.

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Imagine someone never learning that there are actually two types of antiflatulent medication: One type contains enzymes that you need to ingest before you eat certain gas-producing food, thus preventing excess gas from forming; the other contains an antifoaming agent that makes it easier to release gas.

Unfortunately, this person’s idea of what an antiflatulent does is entirely incorrect. They assumed that it’s a medicine you take when you’re already gassy to magically get rid of the gas without farting (somehow; they never questioned this).

One day, this person feels a wicked bloat coming on, but they have a really important work event that evening that they can’t miss. So for the first time in their life, they buy an antiflatulent, which just happens to be the antifoaming type.

After what they end up releasing at the work event, they’re sure to never make that mistake again.

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I feel like the only person in the eprocto community that prefers embarrassment. I get something out of the teasing me with their farts thing but honestly? When someone is so gassy and they can't help it and it Just Keeps Coming that is It. For me. Please apologize and blush and squirm until I realize that you're not just embarrassed? Yeah you're really red and you're making sounds that don't exactly sound like pain.. Oh baby, do you like this? Please indulge me and then whine because you figure out that it Feels Good.

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hornypost before i start the day- i wish farting asmr videos were taken more seriously. all the ones on youtube are meant to be like YOUR BOYFRIEND HAS A STOMACH BUG AND FARTS ON YOU AND CAUSES AN EARTHQUAKEEEE! But like, where are the ones that are you cuddling with your partner, it’s stormy outside and he’s letting out soft farts and you listen to his heartbeat and breathing. yknow, basically every real “spending the night with ___ at their apartment” type audio

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When Person A is silently letting gas out on a date. Maybe they sit with their cheeks apart, maybe they slowly push so no noise breaks from them. Thinking nobody around them can hear, much less smell. So sure they’re completely discreet, they gently lift their leg up during the date, under the fancy table. Continuing to eat and laugh with Person B, beyond thankful their gas has caused little disturbance. 

Everything seems to go swell towards the end. Person A and Person B joining right before they part ways for the night. A shared sweet kiss between the two seems like the perfect place to end for the night. As their lips meet, Person A gets one last silent hissing fart out. Smiling into the kiss. Person B none the wiser.

Or so they think. 

Person B pulling back, thanking them for a wonderful night. About to turn away before they stop, “Oh! I almost forgot.” 

Person A is given two plain pills. Raising an eyebrow at the other in confusion. 

“Gas-X, I figured you might want some. You’ve been pretty gassy all night and the tables behind you looked a little green in the face. But! I don’t mind, I mean – it’s a bodily function, right?” 

Person A blushes a deep red, gulping as they nod, “Erm, thanks. Are…are you sure you don’t mind?”

Person B kisses them with a giggle, “promise. See ya next Saturday?”

“Y-Yeah! That sounds perfect.” A small audible toot leaves Person A. Making them blush more, not knowing that was possible. 

“You should probably take those before someone gets sick.” Person B teases, finally earning a giggle from Person A.

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Don't forget "What is *wrong* with me today?"/"What has gotten *in* to me??"

Here’s a list of sentences that will absolutely get me bricked so fast! 😵‍💫

“You probably are going to want to hold your breath, this one is going to bad…”

“I really, really need to fart…” "Ugh...sorry about the smell..." "Oh god, that reeks...!"

"I wouldn't stand/sit next to me right now..."

"Excuse me..."

"That wasn't very ladylike!" "I might need to check my underwear after that one..."

"Ooh fuck~"

"Omg, did that come out of me?! Wow..."

"Phew! That stinks! I'm so sorry!"

"Don't come over here, I just farted!"

"Hey bro, check this out!"

“Sorry…I can’t hold it in…”

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I think the hottest thing with eprocto and eructo scenarios is the otherwise very polite and neat person having an absolute hidden and shameful talent in the art of farting and burping.

It's very embarrassing for them. They hate it, but if someone stick around enough, they'll eventually reveal it. They'll be surprised they slipped out and apologize profusely. But, damn, the person who stuck around enough to witness it will have a good time. (Or bad time, depending if they are into that or not)

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My roomies are the best. They know I fart all the time and they're so chill about it, they still offer to get me burritos when they run to Taco Bell. <3

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And another one! ✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*｡