artanogon

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[artanogon]

most important part of being a hermitcraft fan is having a weird relationship with hermitgang in which you cant tell if you unironically enjoy the sound of middle aged minecraft players rapping or if its aura has just latched on to you like some kind of disease.

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.

Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:

But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.

Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:

If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.

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sometimes i forget that for some folks this isn't the transgender pervert website. how can you not know? how can you live here and not hear our song?

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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

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your brown eyes and offputting personality have bewitched me and i think we should get married

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omfg i went snooping and yalll. im.

i think that caitvi kinktober thing shifted to a new blog name. calling it nsfw month now

and im looking at the rules and this change and im CACKLING

THEY LITERALLY TOOK THE KINK OUT OF KINKTOBER AKFKFGKGKHK

moved it to november. this is so fuckin funny to me

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having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

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i really really hate liberals who do volunteering for orgs that help the homeless and then write thinkpieces about how a lot of homeless people are very educated and hardworking and its not at all their fault that theyre unhoused like. even if ur hypothetical homeless person is addicted to every drug abused their whoever commited many crimes and their situation is every bit their fault. no one deserves to live on the street.

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answer generated with ai! create a playlist with ai! ai can create art for you! let ai analyse your face to decide how old you are! your ai assistant can generate a summary of that text message or email! use ai to make a fun new lockscreen for your phone! write a new chapter for that abandoned fanfiction you love with ai! ai can make your favourite celebrity say whatever you want! i asked meta i asked grok i asked chatgpt

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you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you

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there they are. my fucking blorbo. my blorboroni. my blorbagna. my blorbaghetti

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I don't think reading fanfiction is bad or pathetic at all, but I gotta admit that I think having these intense moralist "activist" battles about the contents of fanfiction kinda is

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I love a Villain To Damsel pipeline