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“Oh...You’re that new farmer girl/boy, or whatever. Aren’t you? Huh? Oh...I’m Haley. Haley. Hmm... If it weren’t for those clothes you might actually be pretty/cute… Actually, nevermind.”

Miss I was just saying hi...

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fishing day at the valley

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honestly love that in the sdv community there will be judgement on who you marry except if you ‘marry’ Krobus

You marry Haley? Humiliation fetish

Alex? He’s sexist

Krobus? He’s a shadow man who lives in sewer and will give you hugs why wouldn’t you be roommates with him

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one of the funniest parts abt the stardew valley community is that no one questions the hat mouse. like yeah it's a mouse that lives in the woods? and sells u hats? what's the issue

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Haley🌻

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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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lunch break ("are you in your f-") ("shut the fuck up")

[jojamart mockumentary #7]

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Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.

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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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hello!

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No Doubt In Us: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO REJECT POLYGAMY IN THIS STORY. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A MAN WHO COULD HAVE ANYONE HE WANTS LEARNING TO LOVE ONE WOMAN WHOLEHEARTEDLY BY WALKING A MILE IN HER SHOES. DON’T YOU DARE TRY TO POLY SHIP–

Me: WELL THEN YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE INTRODUCED HUNA THE HOTTIE.

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they're literally married.....

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Obsessed with this warning in no doubt in us

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The Biblically Accurate Trio in TLT