artemis-is-an-idiot
artemis-is-an-idiot
The human embodiment of "curiosity killed the cat"
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 10 hours ago
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This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 11 hours ago
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For all the MTG fans, if you know, then you know.
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 2 months ago
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I’m still actively uploading art, but if you’d like to check it out
I finally made a pixiv account!
my username is the same as the one I use here: AleVolpe
or you can find me HERE. <— (yes it’s a link, don't miss it)
also disclaimer that some of my artwork is mixed with much older ones, soo.. some of them might not be as nice, but I still uploaded a few.
I’ll keep uploading more soon til I’m caught up.
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 3 months ago
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 4 months ago
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 4 months ago
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I think I ghostwrite this TikTok, probably during one of those nights where I can't sleep and spend 2+ hours browsing my phone.
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 4 months ago
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 5 months ago
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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 5 months ago
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♡‧₊˚ 𝓨𝓞𝓤:𝓜𝓔 𝓕𝓮𝓼!! ⋱ 𝖲𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝖯𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗈 ⋰
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 5 months ago
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 5 months ago
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Red Book update: art community in china tends to call good artists “teacher” “mom/dad” and “boss” and wonder what Americans say to good artists. Americans have expressed that they mainly compliment the art rather than the person, comparing the art to a good meal and joking about eating the art.
Chinese people love this apparently
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 5 months ago
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 5 months ago
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Shonen authors writing a hetero romance: They bicker... But... They KISS?!?!?! Revolutionary.
Shonen authors writing two male "best friends": They are friends, partners, family. They complete each-other. They've been together for so long it's hard to tell where one ends and the other begins, and they know each-other so intimately that they can predict every action the other will take. They're opposites and yet they go together like a pair of gloves, they're yin and yang, they fill each-other's weaknesses and boost each-other's strength. They wouldn't be alive without one another, they wouldn't want to be alive without one another. Even when they're on different paths, they trust each-other blindly. Even as enemies they are willing to put their lives in each-other's hands. Their life goals involve one-another, all the roads in their life lead to their partner. A part of one will always be with the other, no matter how far apart the fates carry them.
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 6 months ago
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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 6 months ago
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 7 months ago
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for reasons i shall not discuss, a tweet
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artemis-is-an-idiot · 7 months ago
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things spotify needs to do for the next wrapped to redeem themselves
not use ai.
top albums list
bring back our cities map. I would love to hear that I listen to the same music as people in utah ok?
take each top song of the week and make that a 52 song playlist (or however many weeks it is before they stop counting stats)
genres???
top genres that are normal. I don't care if "pop" "rap" "folk" are basic terms. I would rather have that than "sunrise granola van life christian" ???
genres by month but using those wheel things they did with artists last year (they should bring that back too but—). did the summer see a rise and fall in country music? was winter a rise and fall of folk?
what was the first song you listened to this year. what time of jan 1 did you play it on
what date did you play your first Christmas/holiday music on
we're halfway through this decade! how has your taste changed in the last 6 years (related: take the top 10 songs from 2020-2025 and put them into one playlist) (they HAVE to do something with this in 2029 or I swear—)
"you listened to 45,000 minutes of music this year" great! follow it with "that's 31 straight days of music!" make me horrified that I spent an entire month of my year just listening to music
better visual design. this was so tech-y. so odd. even last year was those pixel things. make it cute, fun, whimsy. can genres determine colors people get more in their panels. shapes for each genre, artist, whatever. etc etc. give the designers more freedom
the personality thing they used to do. that was fun. personal. had some flair. makes people identify with A Thing and then with other people that are The Same As Me. which is like #1 in marketing. this is not a hard science
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