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if stiles stilinski met dean winchester (effortlessly dodges a bullet from the sniper stationed on the roof of the building across the street) IF STILES STILINSKI MET DEAN WINCHESTER dean winchester would be like [cocks gun] Sammy He Has To Die. but sammy wouldn't be there he'd be off to the side trying to give derek hale therapy and derek would be developing and healing stomach ulcers about it at a truly alarming rate. the entire teen wolf Teen Wolves gang would see these middle aged men and silently collectively decide to shit all over them. very "calm down George W. Butch". you get it.

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Just need to say something

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just some of my favorite st3 quotes

“maybe I’ll just kill mike. I’m the chief of police I can cover it up” - hopper

“not my feet dumbass, push my ass. touch my butt I don’t care” - dustin

“yeah I’m great now that I know the russians can’t design elevators” - steve

“I can do anything I want. I’m the chief of police” - hopper

(what if she gets brain damage or something?) “oh shit is that like a real thing?” - lucas

“okay its official. I’m never having kids” - dustin

“um I'm ten you bald bastard” - erica

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Dem legs 👀🥵

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You’re telling me THIS is his reaction when she literally just said that she simply enjoyed talking to another man!!!!! The way they haven’t even kissed and he’s already on suicide watch

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Dear Bridgerton season 4 writers, please let Benedict flirt with Penelope in a completely harmless way he means nothing by so we can cut to Colin, across the room, planning fratricide.

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We never talk enough about Anthony and Benedict reaction to the wedding.

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it kind of baffles me that anyone in the ton would question how pen and colin ever ended up engaged considering how stupidly improper these two mfs have been from DAY ONE. it's hilarious considering these people are always on the hunt for the next scandal meanwhile pen and colin were doing all that completely undetected all under their nose

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Bruno dancing at Dil bole harripa after his heart being broken and getting smacked by cops it's so brown, Desi people can we adopt him please.

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I would LOVE to see more of Nakia & Bruno’s friendship!! Like I get how Kamala & Nakia’s relationship and Kamala & Nakia’s relationship dynamics work but I would love to see how Nakia and Bruno’s friendship works because other than the fact they care for Kamala there really isn’t much said about how they bond together? Do they have common interests? Are their personalities similar? Please tell me everything

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who knew that the fact that kamala’s costume came from her mother and her superhero moniker from her father could be something so personal to me i’m crying

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It's amazing how time changes your perspective on things.

Bruno is offered an incredible opportunity that will shape his future, but he's reluctant. Going to CalTech will mean leaving Jersey behind and leaving Kamala behind. This is part of the quasi love-triangle that the show is teasing in its second episode, between Bruno-Kamala-Kamran.

When I was Bruno's age, I'd be sitting there like, "Don't do it, Bruno! Stay with Kamala! You're meant to be together."

But now I'm a grown-ass man. I've lived a life, and I have the perspective and wisdom of decades. And. Well.

The thing of it is, Bruno/Kamala isn't even a thing. They're just friends. They've seemingly never broached the subject of anything more. Bruno's jealous of Kamran due to Kamala's attraction to him, but there's no indication that Bruno's ever actually sat down with Kamala and been like, "Hey, are we a thing? CAN we be a thing?"

And if he's never taken that step, then he doesn't have a leg to stand on when Kamala starts making googly eyes at the handsome new guy in town.

Like. He doesn't seem malicious about it. I'm not accusing Bruno of being a "Nice Guy" who's only pretending to be Kamala's friend or anything. But it does feel like Bruno's made some assumptions about the nature of his and Kamala's relationship, and the arrival of Kamran is forcing him to have to confront that reality.

To be honest, I'm not even sure if Bruno wants romantic Bruno/Kamala to be a thing... Or if he's just afraid of change. Bruno is so close with Kamala that he's practically family. He helps out her parents even when she isn't around and he gets invited to religious/family events. He even conspires with her to undermine their authority.

And so it leads one to wonder. Is Bruno's jealousy even rooted in an actual desire to have a romantic relationship with Kamala? He's literally about to graduate high school, and yet he doesn't seem to have ever even made a pass at her. Or has he just grown comfortable in the status quo of two best friends monopolizing each other's time; A status quo threatened by Kamala's new romantic hopeful?

Does Bruno even want to be Kamala's boyfriend? Or does he just want to be two best friends kicking back, talking about Avengers, and making cool sci-fi cosplays forever? Because a lot of people his age don't realize that the latter is actually an option - Even if it does mean sharing your time with your friend's S.O.

But regardless of what the answer to that question is, it ultimately doesn't matter. He should still go to Caltech either way. I don't want to say something pithy like "People come and go but your future is what matters!" or something. I mean, like. This is the age where most people start to lose contact with their childhood friends. But some people do stick it out. If Kamala and Bruno's friendship is so strong, I think they'll be okay.

And especially in the digital age, it's easier than ever to stay connected with people. But a chance like this? His counselor was right; If he turns this down, he might never see an opportunity like this again. There is a certain age at which you no longer have the opportunity to grow into the person you will become; You already became, and now you have to live with the consequences of who that person is.

So as hard as it is for him (and for fans who relate to him) to face, the best thing he can do is go to Caltech. Something even Bruno ultimately realizes by the end of the show.

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got s1 is really a very faithful adaptation of agot, with only minor divergences. sometimes I really love the little details in the book that the show doesn't have room for, but sometimes I like the decisions the show made differently.

things I appreciate about the book:

the fact that jon is 14 makes his naivete regarding the wall hit so much harder. he's just a little boy and he's willing to sign his whole life away bc he believes he can be a part of something noble... neither his father nor his uncle nor anyone else tells him that to take the black is a grim sentence steeped in shame

ned hearing that bran's direwolf saved his life and being like "holy shit I killed one of them... what the fuck did I do"

sandor just whole ass traumadumping on 11-year-old sansa completely unprompted and then when he realizes he's just made himself vulnerable for literally no reason he goes "if you tell anyone about this I'll fucking kill you"

mormont thinks jon will be disappointed that bran is now a cripple but jon is so ecstatic bran's alive that he picks up tyrion lannister and spins him around (tyrion is startled by this) and then proceeds to cheerfully make friends with a guy who hates his guts bc jon kicked his absolute ass in training

tyrion and bronn starting to become friends on the way to the vale <3

THAT SINGER BITCH i love him

"whatever you may believe of me, lady stark, I promise you this -- I never bet against my family" screaming crying throwing up

jon going to maester aemon and convincing him to let sam take his vows!!!! using the metaphor of the maester's chain to make his point about how just bc sam is different that doesn't mean he's useless!!!!!!!

TYRION FIGHTING IN THE BATTLE AGAINST ROBB'S MEN!!!!! THE SHOW DID HIM SO FUCKING DIRTY i get that they didn't have as big a budget back then but come on man ToT

"when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. when the seas go dry and the mountains blow in the wind like leaves. when your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. then he will return, and not before." LET THE BARRENNESS BE PART OF THE CURSE why did they cut that

when tywin says "because you are my son" tyrion fucking Hates him for that bc he knows that if jaime were he tywin wouldn't spare him a second glance, he's only Tywin's Son now that jaime is prisoner and might die at the hands of the starks

things I appreciate about the show:

arya shooting a bullseye from behind bran. queen

jaime being a dick to everyone all the time for no reason. just going around starting shit. also that scene outside robert's bedroom where he talks to jory. jaime in general

ROS!!!!! MY GIRL ROS MY ABSOLUTE QUEEN ROS

"she's our guest." "she's our prisoner." "do you find the two to be mutually exclusive in your experience, my lord?" lmaooooo get his ass maester luwin

"sometimes possession,,,,, is an abstract concept"

THE DRINKING GAME!!!! first of all it gives us more insight into shae as a person who is so different from tyrion's established worldviews, secondly tyrion is always going around saying offensive shit and he thinks nothing of it bc a) people say offensive shit to him all the time and that's one of the ways he deals with it and b) he's usually right BUT when he makes all those assumptions about shae he's totally wrong and she stands up for herself, but my favorite part of that scene is that tyrion is hesitant to share this traumatic story from his past but he's just made bronn and shae confront their traumas so now he has to share too. and I think that's beautiful

all of varys and petyr's bitchy conversations when they're alone in the throne room

this only covers the first book/season I might make more of these as I keep reading

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Jon caught her wrist. "What if the man who stole you drank too much?" he insisted. "What if he was brutal or cruel?" He tightened his grip to make a point. "What if he was stronger than you, and liked to beat you bloody?" "I'd cut his throat while he slept. You know nothing, Jon Snow." Ygritte twisted like an eel and wrenched away from him. I know one thing. I know that you are wildling to the bone. It was easy to forget that sometimes, when they were laughing together, or kissing. But then one of them would say something, or do something, and he would suddenly be reminded of the wall between their worlds.

*laughing nervously* haha ygritte thats still fucked up💀 i get the wildling culture but this argument really highlights how different they are,there's not much jon can do to change her mind

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jon snow week | day seven— color

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That’s all the realm is now, back-stabbing and scheming and arse-licking and money-grubbing.