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Un amore nei confronti del servizio pubblico dei trasporti che non avete idee. Piano piano @rei-the-head-shaker ci sta facendo l'abitudine a sentire i miei scleri sui mezzi

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DIMMI CHE NON È LUI

Ma sto biondo chi è?! E gente interessante, oppure sono il sonno e la fame a parlare?! 👀 Aspettiamo che inizi a cantare e poi si vedrà

( @arthur-last-fantasy dice che viene fuori da NANA)

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Per chi fosse interessato è Diane Downs👀

Lascio qui una puntata di C&C a riguardo

Non @arthur-last-fantasy che mi illumina con un caso di True Crime legato ai Duran Duran... 💀

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27.04.2024

This shouldn't be this fucking funny... PUHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

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I can see the resemblance

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brutalist candy cane

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Heard you weren't feelin good, called the boys for backup

Omg the boys!!!! Thanks bestie 💖

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comunque la settimana di sanremo non fa altro che ricordarmi che siamo un paese di ESAURITI ma proprio fuori dalle grazie del creatore . io posso mai mettermi a ridere alle due di notte perchè ho visto l'ennesimo tweet su aldo moro rinchiuso nel sottoscala di diodato? ma vi sembra normale?

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Guarda Sangiová, se trovavi un cappellino col pon pon riuscivi a fare un ottimo cosplay di Dov'è Wally, te lo dico

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ebbene sì la prossima direttrice artistica di sanremo sarò proprio io. ecco in esclusiva la mia lista di artisti:

veronica la rappresentante di lista che mi calpesta

elodie che mi sputa in bocca

fiorella mannoia che canta la lista della spesa (poi mi picchia)

ghali 25 volte (standing ovation 25 volte)

uno preso dalla strada

achille lauro che esce il cazzo ogni sera a fine puntata. così

unico ospite internazionale: slavoj zizek lasciato a piede libero per 40 minuti

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I'm doing a summary for a friend anyway so, here it is: THE John Travolta vs Amadeus vs Russell Crowe GATE The whole thing starts a while back, when Amadeus (the lying liar who lied) had said he wouldn't have guests because Rai is broke and then announcing John Travolta and Russell Crowe as super guests. They both asked to be involved themselves, they weren't contacted by Rai and they will get very little money for their trouble (Travolta got a costs refund, Crowe not even that and came basically for free). Their reasons for joining the party (aside from a momentarily lack in judgment I guess): Travolta was doing something in France anyway, so it's close by and he saw that Fiorello was there and he remembers Fiorello from a while back, when he was a guest in one of his shows and apparently finds (found) him hilarious. Russell Crowe is the Gladiator. He's just here for the vibes (and to promote his tour), he's getting here straight from Australia. Travolta gets in Italy; he's super itchy with fans and the press. Doesn't even have the decency of being at TG1 (does he know that's also Amadeus realm? probably not). He signs a fucking contract, he knows what he'll be subjected to, he decides to be a menace anyway. He gets on Ariston stage and does a little of his iconic dance moves. Disaster is looming. He and Amadeus get outside where Fiorello is waiting for them with duck hats, that Travolta refuses to wear (who do you think you are? you think yourself better than Fiorello and Amadeus, the italian royal couple?????). They do this. Fiorello and Ama are vibing. Travolta is seeing his entire life and career end there. He does the whole thing with death in his eyes. And it's a fucking disaster. So much so that the next day it's all Italy can talk about (despite great things happening on that night). Apparently no one covered Travolta's shoes logo and it's a big problem for Rai. Amadeus snapped at journalists. Travolta cannot get a foot in Italy anymore because IT'S ON SIGHT. And here he comes, Russell Crowe as an avenging Gladiator in all his glory. He's truly here for the vibes and the vibes only. He's doing more interviews than the Sanremo Contestants. He's at TG1 despite not understanding a single word, as if he's one of Amadeus infinite list of co-hosts. He's answering over and over and over again "what is your favorite italian song?", he's singing Ricchi e Poveri like the entire Country did when that devil, Amadeus, reunited them a couple of years ago. He gets on Ariston stage, he sings, he recites his infamous line from The Gladiator, in italian (!), he says "Teresa, Teresa, TERESA", just because the co-host likes how he says her name. Then the dissing happens. Teresa Mannino is telling how they found out Russell Crowe like many other celebrities has italian roots, despite not having an italian surname "like, Di Caprio or Coppola or De Niro". Russell Crowe isn't here to play and he goes "or Travolta." Mocks him with the duck dance moves and mouths "wtf, wtf". Amadeus is cackling in the background, he has a new bestie. Italy as a whole has a new bestie, because the pettiness of it all was the most italian thing ever.

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THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING LIKE

sangiovanni

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Ghali: si esibisce

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Angela: 💃💃💃🤪🤪🤪🌪🌪🌪🌪🔥💣💣💣

Angelo: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

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Spoiler era del tè

3 mandarini, 1 arancia, succo di 1 limone, anice stellato, chiodi di garofano, 2 cucchiai di miele, 3,5 L di acqua

Un'ora di infusione su fiamma bassa coperta

Da un lato Sanremo che va e dall'altro @arthur-last-fantasy che prepara COSE!

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The little glitter outfit I love you so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Ghali e il suo amico alieno serving awareness sul genocidio in mondovisione