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Arthur Lester’s Right Foot
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We have to make more cinny rolls!!!
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Do you guys know each other? Are you pals? Are you one single celled organism??? I NEED ANSWERS PLEASE
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Or just find some joy in life. At least that’s our opinion
Arthur Lester please stop whimpering
#limb posting#malevolent#arthur lester#foot post#foot lore#don’t tell this man how to process trauma#jk#yk we love you despite your flaws
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When your soulmate ends up fighting demons in the walls but leaves you fresh baked cinny rolls 🥰
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Ugh….at least scare away the Faceless Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, will you? Leftie has been complaining about her for a week now
I love how a lot of us keep forgetting that John has one of Arthur’s feet and it’s only brought up like in 1-2 episodes. We don’t even know which one it is.
We could have gotten a moment where John experiences his first stubbed toe but noooo!!!
Justice for John’s foot!!! Justice for me (maybe)!!!!!!
#malevolent#limb posting#foot post#foot lore#fine I guess you can sleepover if you agree to the pest control#I cannot promise that the wires will not tempt me with their sirens song again#I’ll bake some lasagna for your return#get home safe and with minimal trauma darling 💋
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I always acknowledge your existence! Stop breaking into people’s houses @johns-right-foot ! We’ve talked about this!!!
I love how a lot of us keep forgetting that John has one of Arthur’s feet and it’s only brought up like in 1-2 episodes. We don’t even know which one it is.
We could have gotten a moment where John experiences his first stubbed toe but noooo!!!
Justice for John’s foot!!! Justice for me (maybe)!!!!!!
#malevolent#limb posting#foot post#arthur lesters body parts#foot lore#goddammit this is why our one sided marriage is failing#what the hell#the Qianti is getting cold as well as the farver beans#babe we need to talk
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God, those bifocals of yours must be an amazing brand
perhaps an ovarian cyst shouldn't be able to gaze at the stars, but yet here we are.
#malevolent podcast#arthur lesters ovarian cyst#limbposting#terrifying yet you deserve all the self care
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Alright, lemme get my spiky boot on
guys let's get violent.
#limb posting#foot post#foot lore#imma aim for the throat#whose throat?#only the six headed cat that has been following me around for the past three months knows
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Sup bitches
I want every "arthur-lesters-" account on this post right NEOW🙏🙏
Edit: literally any of the malevolent [characters-_] will do, I need them ALL
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The problem is that we have more body parts than a normal, regular human being
We are the eldritch horror here
i'm a huge fan of all the malevolent blogs that have decided to dissect arthur and claim parts of him. think it's possible to get a full body on this post?
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#limbposting#foot post#god help us all#do we have a heart blood yet#cause if not how the fuck are we replacing our lost blood
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Do they make spectacles of that caliber?
don't tell Arthur, but I now have eyes.
#foot post#malevolent#pls tell me you don’t have cataracts or something#we have way too many injuries currently#I’ve got a splinter between my toes and metatarsals ain’t doing shit about it#cmon man#we need to eat some iron or something
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We are not double dating at Yellow King or McDarkworlds. My manager will fucking flip and we don’t need that mess.
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How about Scratch’s Whorehouse?
day 61 in the Dreamlands
i got apparently married to @arthur-lesters-slutty-waist and @arthur-lesters-coccyx is officiating it post wedding, @johns-right-foot is dragging it out AFTER stealing my Dreamlands weed too! Unbelievable. I got a job at Yellow King with @arthur-lesters-trachea to spite J.R. Foot for stealing my weed, i wonder how @arthur-lesters-ribcage and @arthur-lesters-tummy are doing rn?
#foot post#limb posting#arthur lesters body parts#days of dreamland adventures#malevolent#foot lore#come on#he’s a neat guy when seperated from the eldritch woman#sometimes#just don’t fall asleep
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I think we have fallen through enough stairs guys.
Please.
I have splinters
I think Arthur should be thrown down a flight of stairs. That’s it.
#limb posting#arthur lesters body parts#malevolent podcast#foot post#foot lore#I must wear my cow slippers for comfort#i’m just a girl
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Jesus fuck, I get stabbed in the gut and now nothing makes sense
…..I’m gonna go lie down on a maggot bed or something. I’m too tired for this…
Hiiiii, I’m just here to ask if you’ve seen my gay-ass partner. He visited a couple days ago and I heard him complementing your carpets.
Why yes we have! He did leave quite abruptly, seemed very confused, but he did compliment how soft the carpet was! We’ve never been a restaurant with carpet before, but there’s a first time for everything! He should be arriving back with you any minute now. :)
#limb posting#malevolent#malevolent podcast#foot lore#foot post#the carpet was okay#honestly could’ve been designed better#restaurant with carpet?#please#that fad will certainly go out of date when people realize maintaining it would be a battle#too many people eating food like children and spilling their fruity drinks#not that I know what that is like at all
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im fighting for my life on this hill
IM NTO OSCAR GHHHHAIAW9WAUAOAO
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Honey, your source is one: mentioned as a joke by your competition, and two: a comedy about King Arthur- which was another reason why I mentioned it being funny.
Provide proof that Oscar is actually not Oscar and I will rest my case.
im fighting for my life on this hill
IM NTO OSCAR GHHHHAIAW9WAUAOAO
#limb posting#oh how futile it is when the imbeciles try and act as if they are smart#clearly they have not gone into the archives that lie underneath McDark-Worlds#where the secrets of mankind are held#only I am cursed with this knowledge#it haunts me
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Perhaps from your perspective, nonbeliever
im fighting for my life on this hill
IM NTO OSCAR GHHHHAIAW9WAUAOAO
#limb posting#arthur lesters body parts#Im right you’re wrong#don’t @ me#my belief is far superior to your belief!!!
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Oh fuck
We are the Nose Collective
@arthur-lesters-nose (here)
@kaynes-nose
@yellows-nose
@john-doe-nose
@noels-nose
@king-in-yellows-nose
@parker-yangs-nose
@faroes-nose
@the-butchers-nose
(More shall be added as the appear)
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