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task manager kill this man

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ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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it's

bitch

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absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

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Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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real event that occured that i cant stop thinking about

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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fuck you fuck your found family of misfits and gay warlocks and shit dont you fucking dare grapple with your emotional struggles in an empowering story of overcoming trauma in my fucking dungeon there is no tenderness here there is no tendersoft slow burn romance there is nothing but weeping and howling and the gnashing of gore-stained teeth in the dark there is acidspray and dart traps and boiling oil pits and skeleton archers firing through murderslits and false doors and bomb-rigged treasure chests and giant fucking ogres and a frankenstein and a vampire (NOT a traumatized goth with a heart of gold it's a fucking nosferatuwho wants to fucking kill you and not even eat you) and electric eels and zombies and Poison and cave ins and electrical traps and spinningflayers and shrieking hellion devils and barbed wire and backstabbing ninjas and actual landmines . I'm going to capture your found family and I'm going to kill them it's not even going to be a conflict that you can resolve by overcoming your dead childhood hamster trauma and reunite with your loved ones I'm going to set them on fire

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What the..?!