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trying to look at the furry art tags and taking 50 points of psychic damage because half the drawings are some variant of 'uuuwa...tummy squish..' and the "fat" "tummy" in question is just like where their internal organs are stored

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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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My Penumbral Lady and I saw you from across the room and we hate your guts

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that dance but make it griddlehark

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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He’s growing

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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Mercymorn, having just failed at Jeicide: I'm so sorry, i'll never do it again

Jod, immediately before exploding her forever: me when i lie

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Happy Pride Month!! have some modern griddlehark

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Aiglamene this, Aiglamene that. but where's the love for these cunty old ladies? Blessed Sister Lachrimorta and Blessed Sister Aisamorta, stand behind me

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he thought being promoted to frater imperator was for ONE day only. he MAD!!!

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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