artificer-lazarus

[artificer-lazarus]

Reblog if I’m allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[artificer-lazarus]

That I haven't heard in a little bit actually

Lazarus seems happy at this

Anyways don't worry, if people are trying to use your old alias I'll be happy to bonk them for you

What is your deadname? It was just all black boxes in the lore thing...

Your mum.

[artificer-lazarus]

Why not? If it's anything like an old alias thing then isn't it dangerous to keep around people who know it? If it's the lethality that's the problem I have the brick in a sock, never failed me once in delivering concussions.

What is your deadname? It was just all black boxes in the lore thing...

Your mum.

[artificer-lazarus]

Lazarus's Profile

(Every time I went on Jeanz's profile(<3) I was like damn I really need to do this for Laz, so here's me getting off my ass and doing this properly. Details and military file below readmore)

(To Be Updated)

Nationality: Australian

Race: Mixed

Ethnicity: Hispanic

Born: February 14

Age: 37 years old

Name: Salazar Blackthorn.

Alt. Names: Lazarus (Current Callsign), [Redacted], [Redacted]

Pronouns: He?/Him? (he doesn't fully understand what pronouns are, he'd probably just nod and respond with whatever you called him including neopronouns. There's probably gender fuckery there that he hasn't figured out)

Alignment: RAEME(Royal Australian Electrical and Mechanical Engineers), Australian Army, Australian Defence Force (ADF), TF141(partnered), Japanese Special Forces Group(partnered, past)

Rank: Lieutenant (ADF), Artificer Sergeant Major (TF141),

Orientations: Poly Bisexual

Height: 6'11 (213cm)

Build: Hourglass, but a bit hard to tell considering how bulky they are. Similar in build to König if you need a reference.

Eye Colour: Dark brown

Hair: The base is a curly black, but the edges are burnt straight, making it seem almost wavy. Hair curls up around his ears, but if pulled at it goes down to his shoulders, allowing him to tie it into a ponytail when he needs to.

Misc. Appearance Details: Dark skin, arm band tattoo, heavily calloused fingers, minor (and not so minor) scars of all kinds litter his body like a tattoo tapestry,

Revealed Appearance Details: Y shaped scar on torso (iykyk)

Notes/Headcanons:

Joined the 141 as part of the alliance between countries, being part of Australia's inclusion (and thus was technically hired by Laswell)

Lazarus seems to have a poor opinion of anyone who uses his first name

Due to at one point cooperating with the Special Forces Group, he became lightly obsessed with Asian foods

Favourite alcoholic beverage is Sex on the Beach

Favourite non-alcoholic beverage is Jarritos Sangria

Will carry anyone if asked

Chronic Pain, which his job certainly does not help

Does weights and maintains his physique literally just because he wants to carry around his men

Enjoys foods with strong flavours and only hints of sweetness

Has a little garden, someone else has also been taking care of it, but he doesn't know who

His favourite constellation is Lupus

He loves animals but refuses to own any

[artificer-lazarus]

Lazarus just blinks.

Ah so like an old alias kind of thing. I think I kind of understand, I think I have an anti tank rifle somewhere in my storage closet to hunt down anyone who knows that old identity. Funny enough I'm not allowed to use tranquilizer darts anymore, but a brick should work.

What is your deadname? It was just all black boxes in the lore thing...

Your mum.

[artificer-lazarus]

What else could it mean? I got my linguistics degree in Japan so I might not have the most proficiency over what English should be, but it feels like a proper thing to mean that no?

What is your deadname? It was just all black boxes in the lore thing...

Your mum.

[artificer-lazarus]

I'm assuming it means a list of people who need to be eliminated. Or maybe it was singular dead name and it's someone you're dedicated to eliminating, which at that point is probably something best kept secret

Lazarus just nods like he's confident that it's what it means

What is your deadname? It was just all black boxes in the lore thing...

Your mum.

[artificer-lazarus]

Was there an enemy you fought in the past called yor mum or something? Also bit of a strange way to say kill list

What is your deadname? It was just all black boxes in the lore thing...

Your mum.

[artificer-lazarus]

baps a sticker and runs away

@verytiredmedic

Lazarus blinked slowly, before reaching into his bag and pulling out a sticker book, immediately entering into and dash

Hey come here you

[artificer-lazarus]

With enough force and willpower anything is possible, like constructing a hydraulic press to give crushing hugs with!

D you have a crush on the LT?

What the hell?? No. No, I don't.

[artificer-lazarus]

Crush him in a hug perhaps?

D you have a crush on the LT?

What the hell?? No. No, I don't.

[artificer-lazarus]

Lazarus nods eagerly

Yeah that works, can always just say I hurt myself some other way if they ask. Plus I can hopefully deal with a little pain

Lazarus just sits on a seat and waits patiently, piercing on his lips which are definitely against regulation

- @artificer-lazarus 🐺

Feiyun poked her head out of the door, raising an eyebrow, "Can I help you?"

She stepped out fully, leaning against her door and watching him.

[artificer-lazarus]

I mean ideally I need them removed. I have a big meeting with the higher ups tomorrow about a lot of funding the base is supposed to receive in terms of repairs, and this isn't exactly regulation. Issue is I'm kind of worried about just yanking them out and getting them infected.

Lazarus just sits on a seat and waits patiently, piercing on his lips which are definitely against regulation

- @artificer-lazarus 🐺

Feiyun poked her head out of the door, raising an eyebrow, "Can I help you?"

She stepped out fully, leaning against her door and watching him.

[artificer-lazarus]

Um, right how do I explain this... I may have gotten too exited with my day off and headed into town, and when I woke up I ended up with these.

Lazarus just pointed at the piercings below and above his lips

Lazarus just sits on a seat and waits patiently, piercing on his lips which are definitely against regulation

- @artificer-lazarus 🐺

Feiyun poked her head out of the door, raising an eyebrow, "Can I help you?"

She stepped out fully, leaning against her door and watching him.

[artificer-lazarus]

(I realized I neglected this half of the account for a bit so here's my apology)

[artificer-lazarus]

(for some reason I'm getting the premonition that people are gonna start acting like fools. Breathe and think first as I will)

[artificer-lazarus]

Lazarus just pet Arson's head before handing them the cookies

Don't worry lad they're for you, so go ahead and enjoy

(because important, reference)

(Arson jumps on you)

- @arson-and-lighters

Lazarus stumbles a little but reaches out his arms to hold Arson up

Now what's got you jumpinn' around like a frog lad?