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Daku, what would you consider the most pivotal point in your life so far?

Daku: You'd think I'd say that breaking my chains would be the pivotal point in my life, but no. Reuniting with my sisters after so long apart has been the best thing that has happened to me.

Selene: How did you survive Sith training, you are literally a ray of sunshine!?

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*Selene walks outside, seeing a massive yet muscular Hutt on a hover platform outside.*

*Buzznetta the Hutt speaks, a protocol droid translating, saying: "Hello. I am Buzznetta the Hutt. Like the rest of the galaxy, I am impressed about your cantina's resolve. Your cantina is massive right now. If you agree to work with me, I foresee a brand across the rim worlds. Millions of credits, fame, fortune, the chance to spread yourself all over the galaxy. I assure you that this will all be perfectly legal. So, are you interested?"

Teeubo in the background: DON'T DO IT!

Selene: Listen here, you overgrown slug. All I want to do is run my cantina. I'm a Sith, not a damn sellout. I don't think the Nova Blades would be too keen on hearing that there's a Hutt in their territory. Perhaps I should give their commander a call?

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*The Jawa leader is about to strike Zaedesh down, when he feels a pain in his stomach. He looks down and finds a red lightsaber blade has pierced him. He looks up at Zaedesh before collapsing.*

Jawa leader: -ou… ou… utinni… *dies*

Zaedesh: *Signals the Imperial, Republic, and Eternal Fleets* This is Zaedesh, Commander of the Alliance's War Division and the Empire's Wrath. The Jawa leader is dead, and comms have been restored. I will not set the ships to self-destruct, but reinforcements are needed to clear out any lingering rats and reclaim the ships.

*Leaves the Harrower on the shuttle she was brought in and lands back in Raider's Cove*

At least I got some exercise.

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*A few hours after the Jawa blockade is dismantled, Leyka's X-70 Phantom lands at the port in Raider's Cove, and she walks down the loading ramp with what looks like a carbonite block following her*

*The door to the cantina opens and Leyka enters with the block following behind her*

Selene, sweeping up disintegrated Jawa: There you are! You chose the wrong time to go do your own thing!

Teeubo: *looking closer at the block* Hang on, this isn't carbonite... It's got a window.

Dedalera, nearly falling out of her chair in shock: Where, how and karking WHEN did you get your hands on a Mandalorian Vault?!

Leyka: Mandalore owed me a favor.

Dedalera: I don't remember owing you anything.

Leyka: The real Mandalore.

Dedalera: ...You're walking some thin ice, Chiss.

Nivirhy: Why do you have my brother in a Mandalorian vault!?

Leyka: Does anyone want an actual answer or are you going to continue to bombard me with questions?

Selene: Why not open it?

Leyka: ...What did I just say?

Teeubo: *fiddling with the control panel on the vault*

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*A Jawa walks into the cantina. It reaches out its hand, and Zaedesh starts choking until finally, she collapses, unconscious. The Jawa pulls her using the force, and leaves with her unconscious body, a horde of Jawas and Jawa-droids covering their escape. The force-using Jawa escapes to his shuttle, and he, and Zaedesh, leave.*

Adrisara: *ignites her lightsaber and slices at some droids* Give me back my sister, you sand eating tech goblins! Only I can bully my sister!

Teeubo: A whole fleet of Jawas just kidnapped the Empire’s Wrath. That's something you don't see every day...

Selene: *pokes her head out of the back room* Are they gone!? Can we stop blowing holes in my bar now!?

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*A Jawa walks into the cantina. It reaches out its hand, and Zaedesh starts choking until finally, she collapses, unconscious. The Jawa pulls her using the force, and leaves with her unconscious body, a horde of Jawas and Jawa-droids covering their escape. The force-using Jawa escapes to his shuttle, and he, and Zaedesh, leave.*

Adrisara: *ignites her lightsaber and slices at some droids* Give me back my sister, you sand eating tech goblins! Only I can bully my sister!

Teeubo: A whole fleet of Jawas just kidnapped the Empire’s Wrath. That's something you don't see every day...

Selene: *pokes her head out of the back room* Are they gone!? Can we stop blowing holes in my bar now!?

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Oi oi, steady on now, that’s a bit of a nasty way to rabbit on about someone’s lingo, innit? And blimey, pointing your shooters at me? That’s a tad impolite, mate! How’s about you pop those down, eh?

The blasters pointed at the Jawa flay out of there hands of there welders Cheers! Right, let’s plonk ourselves down for a natter.

Upturned tables and chairs move into place for the jawa to sit down.

So, besides you owing my pals a smashing little sorry, we’re after summat dead precious, absolutely sublime, and one-of-a-kind. That bloomin’ mayonnaise-making droid. Blimey, we’re after that proper tasty, juicy nectar of life, ain’t we, mates! Looks out the window at the hoard of jawas chanting

Selene: The mayonnaise droid isn't for sale, and it's not even mine! Where did you rats get the audacity to try and take things that aren't yours!?

*ignites her lightsaber that she grabbed from behind the bar*

Dedalera: At least Blizz actually gives stuff back when you ask him to.

Selene: Now, since I didn't get to say this the first time; get out of my bar. I'm not telling you again.

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Train rushes in like a madman with T3 tailing into the cantina with the packages in tow for delivery

Train: tee?! You here?

As train reaches closer to the counter he stops short from crashing into it and with a smile says

Train: delivery for… checks datapad Selene’s Cantina…right got a package meant for Selene only, some food and drinks stuff for the cantina. I have a few packages for Teeubo, the droid is asking for a “Leyka” he got some …info for her, and I have some packages back at the speeders for check datapad… for a Oro’a Kallig and some…thing for Dedalera oh and invoice for the delivery. shows a invoice of 1,250 credits

Begins to place the packages of goods on the countertop of the bar avoiding any obstructions and heads back outside to get the rest of the packages

…

Alright that’s should be everything in and one glass of nector if you please places the credits on the table for the bartender

Selene: *blinks* I don't remember putting in an order? *sighs and serves Train a drink* Here you go.

Teeubo: *grins* Glad you made it! Hope the rats didn't give you too much trouble! Also, Leyka isn't here. She's on Yavin IV. *Starts tearing at her packages like a goblin*

Oro'a: I have some packages? Interesting.

Dedalera: *pays for the delivery* I wonder what I got. I don't remember ordering anything.

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*The eternal fleet is seen in orbit exiting hyperspace, and a space battle begins. A transmission is sent to the cantina*

Theron: Sorla? Sor-*static*-at you? We got *static*-mission. *Static*-old on. *static*-eing jam-*Transmission cuts off*

Zenahi: Great, just great! Those karking rats jammed all comms!

Teeubo: *yelling from the back storeroom* We got about 50 thermal detonators and whatever other ammo we have on ourselves!

Selene: WHEN DID YOU BRING IN 50 THERMAL DETONATORS!?

Teeubo: Now is not the time for questions! *hauls out a crate* Everyone grab some!

Selene: *even more confused screaming as she goes to gather her gizkas*

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Jawas chanting "U-tin-ni! U-tin-ni! U-tin-ni!!!

Heave foot stops approach the Door

The chanting stops as the door opens

A 6ft tall buff Jawa enters the cantina and looks around.

Selene: *dumbfounded*

*MUILTIPLE GUN CLICKS AND LIGHTSABER IGNITIONS*

Dedalera: Well... That's new.

Teeubo: WHY IS IT SO BIG!? WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID IT DRINK!?

Nivirhy: I'm more concerned about the blockade.

Sorla: The Eternal Fleet is already on the way. I called Theron for backup.

Zenahi: SHUT UP AND FIRE ALREADY!

Zaedesh: If they're looking for me, I'm expecting it to be a one on one fight.

Oro'a: Bring it on!

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*A unknown voice comes though though a garbled but clear tone*

T3 adjust the signal, yea perfect job little one.

Yes this is “train” calling to Selene’s Canteen if anyone at the bar answer I got a normal shipment for you at the dock. Have someone at the canteen available to pick up when I arrive. The blockade has been hard on the old ship so expect a hard landing when i come into port. Also I have “cargo” for your “informative friend” when i arrive at the bar. How Teeubo been haven’t heard about her in a while.

Selene: How do you people keep getting my comm number!? Teeubo, are you giving it out?!

Teeubo: 'Sup Train! I'm waiting at the bar for you and the cargo, just be careful of all of these Jawas!

Selene: -_- I don't know why I tolerate you and your shit, Teeubo.

Teeubo: Did you forget who got you all of those Sith "artifacts"?

Selene: Noted. Moving on.

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Stumbles through the door with scuffed up hair

The Jawas look like they're preparing for something out there, also where is Leyka? We could use her right about now.

Selene: She went off-planet several days ago to follow up on something she was investigating! I quite enjoy my life, so I literally can't give any details or else I will die!

Dedalera: And this is why I keep Mako around. *tosses Selene Leyka's datapad before loading her blaster and aiming it at the door*

Selene: Why did she choose now of all times to go to karking Yavin IV to look for Nivirhy's brother!?

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*A battalion of Jawas begin surrounding the cantina, and tanks aim their cannons on the building*

Jawa 1: Utinni!

Jawa 2: *Holds out picture of Zaedesh*

Adrisara: *rolls her eyes* This is ridiculous, utterly ridiculous! Sister, stop being a damned coward and get out there!

Zaedesh: Go out there yourself, then. You'd have fun slaughtering all of them.

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Professor Golin, while shooing away the Jawas from his Mayo Droid, begins to notice some Chiss coming and going. One is a male wearing a white uniform and built like a Gundark. A female wearing a leather coat and more eyeshadow than necessary. Slightly concerned, he returns to the bar with his droid in tow to converse with Selene. Golin: Um, Selene, not to sound insensitive, but I've seen a couple of Chiss in this bar. Are they related, or is your establishment a popular spot for them?

Selene: You don't know how lucky we are that Leyka isn't here. H'rasu is a smuggler and the brick shit house of a man is Hess, another Imperial Agent. H'rasu is the oldest, Leyka is the middle child, and Hess is the youngest.

You did not hear this from anyone, and I am not liable for any injury as a result of having this information.

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Kokassa, are you blind or do you just have thick eyelashes?

Kokassa: *scowls* You never see a Miraluka before? We literally don't have eyes. Ask me another dumb question.

Selene: I will take away your Tihaar if you draw your gun! I can't keep having to pay to get these blaster holes fixed!

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On The Holonet: The Jawa invaders have a fleet including 20 commandeered Harrower-Class Dreadnoughts and four light cruisers. until further notice, the galactic senate has deemed the system quarantined to Republic citizens until the matter is resolved by local governments.

Selene:

WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

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*A small hover tank park itself out side the cantina*

*The three jawas approach, A jawa pops out of the hach*

*The three jawas point at the cantina and hold a crudely drawn photo of Zaedesh*

*50 Jawas exit the hover tank and enter the cantina*

Everyone: