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i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

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agent york is 5000% the kind of guy to send those emoji spam copypastas to everyone in his contacts list; it’s not a holiday if carolina doesn’t threaten to float him for whatever ridiculous obscene message he’s sending around this time. he found the first few on the internet, but after that he started making his own. sometimes, very rarely, tex will send him one she found and thought was funny, on the condition that no one ever finds out she was behind it. her threats are a lot more effective than carolina’s.

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carolina + eta and iota :)

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Genkins has some MAJOR fucking ass what the hell

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Ok wait I think I might be getting a handle on this overlay thing :00 >:DD

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to celebrate my username change- a depressing wash edit to a weezer song! ur welcome

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Hey so in a Red vs Blue server I started thinking of LPS that would correspond with the fellas, cause I'm CRINGE!! Here's my ideas so far, with help from the server! @ghostly-croww

Blue team- Church, Tucker, and Caboose

Red Team-Simmons, Grif, Donut, and Sarge

Sister, Doc, and Lopez!

Open to suggestions lol

Freelancers

Will update this post with links when I make the others

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Part 2/? of my LPS red vs blue ideas from the server!!! Freelancers this time! :D

Blood Gulch

Post will be updated with links when I make all of them

Tex, Carolina, and Wash (still not confident in his I can't find any good ones)

York, North, and South!

Connie, Wyoming, and Florida!!

I cannot find any that fit Maine 💔💔💔

Delta jumpscare!!

Turtle :)

AIs are hard to do

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this sketch is kinda scuffed but

York, how many times are we gonna have to listen to this story? Get a new one.

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Your boyfriend is too small he fell into the bong and died

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Solidarity with children is often neglected or even made a joke of, so I wanna take a second and tell y'all what I wish I could go back in time and tell myself:

You're right. School is bullshit, homework is bullshit, waking up early is bullshit, going to bed early is bullshit. Some adults are just pointlessly cruel, even those in positions of authority over you. Sometimes adults are wrong, and, in fact, sometimes you are right

You were born with an innate sense of justice and fairness and adults have spent your entire life trying to beat it out of you so you'll shut up and do what you're told in an unjust and unfair society. Don't let them. Many of us have to take effort to relearn the wisdom you have right now, the ability to tell when something is bullshit even if you can't articulate why yet

You deserve happiness, fulfillment, and liberation just as much as any adult. Those first 18 years are just as important as any other time in your life, and it's time you'll never get back. Don't let anyone take them from you just because you're too young to fight back

Question everything, and never take "that's just the way it is" as an answer. Sometimes when things don't make sense to you it's because they just don't make any goddamn sense

Pick your battles, and be strategic. Don't take this post as permission to go starting fights for no reason. But remember that you have worth, and our society tends to not respect that. And you're right: that is bullshit

(also, read Anarchy Works)

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everything loops back to project freelancer catboys

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man recovery one wash was so fucked up, epsilon did a fucking number on him

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Tucker: Hey Wash did you book my doctors appointment?

Washington: Yea, but Tucker why do you still want to go to a Pediatrician?

Tucker: Cuz a regular doctor doesn't give me candy at the end

Washington: I can't keep doing things like that for you. I'm not your mom

Tucker: ...

Washington: What?

Caboose: You're like our mom

Washington: NO I'M NOT!

Epsilon: You do have a lot of motherly traits

Washington: Not you too

Tucker: Yeah! Team mom

Caboose, Epsilon, Tucker and Carolina: Team mom, team mom, team mom, team mom!

Washington: Carolina! Why are you chanting?

Carolina: Its a catchy chant

Caboose: Team -

Washington: One more chant and no milkshakes after combat practice

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do you think tucker and church ever explored each others bodies

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