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Brought to you by I couldn't fall asleep until 5am thank you for waking me at 10:20

April to fucking October every time the sun is out I hate every single one of them going VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOOOM VROOM under my window it's 100m what the fuck are you doing and why do I have to hear it through

Closed windows and ear plugs

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April to fucking October every time the sun is out I hate every single one of them going VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOOOM VROOM under my window it's 100m what the fuck are you doing and why do I have to hear it through

Closed windows and ear plugs

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A cute little servant of N’zoth.  He sees all.

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Wanted to draw and write after playing wow tonight but instead I hurt myself three times and feel sick now so I think all that will have to wait

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okay what did i miss

(yes some of these overlap and some are suppositions. for example if parchment is always used for ephemera, rough drafts, notes, and never re-used or re-purposed, we can also assume that the author is unaware of wax tablets as a concept)

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Old video game painting dump

You know, what the hell, look at my old art. LOOK AT IT. latest one is from 2019, I don't have the patience for these anymore

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The Basics

Good Parenting is about BAD Parenting.

A dented, bloodstained horde insignia was a good a teaching tool as any. Arthas held it up to show Chompers. The little gnoll stopped chewing on her bone and stared at the item.

"What color is it?" Arthas asked.

"Red!" She chirped.

Arthas nodded. "Good job. Here, have a treat."

He reached into a small box he had purchased in Dalaran and pulled out a pungent bone shaped treat. Chompers eagerly dropped her bone and reached for it desperately. Once handed over, Chompers wolfed it down noisily. Now he had her full attention. Her little tail was blur.

A box full of random items collected around the Citadel served to teach Chomper simple things a child should know. Arthas pulled out a white mouse, dangling by its tail.

"What color is this?"

Chompers watched it with wide eyes. "White! Gimme!"

"Ah ah ah. No. What is it?"

"Rat!"

Arthas shook his head. The tiny gnoll girl scowled, confused. Arthas let the mouse perch precariously onto his palm.

"Rats are larger. Their tails are hairless. This creature is smaller with a soft tail, with a slender snout and long whiskers. It's a mouse."

Chompers held her paws out for it. "Gimme mouse."

Arthas gave her a critical look.

"Don't eat it," He warned, before letting it crawl into her cupped paws. Rats were more cautious as well. Mice were curious and innocent like Chompers. The girl let out a little noise of happiness. One paw pad gently rubbed against the fragile creature's head.

Since she didn't kill it Arthas reward her with another treat. She crunched it happily while petting the tiny mouse. Surprisingly, she asked for another treat. When Arthas gave it to her, she broke it in half and gave the other piece to the mouse. It smelled the food aroma and took it from her, clutching it in its paws and chewed it. Chompers cackled in delight.

Ethan came into the study just as Arthas pulled out the decapitated head of an orc.

"DEAR LIGHT," Ethan cried out before gagging. He scooped up Chompers and covered her eyes. Teaching lessons were over apparently.

"I was teaching her different colors," Arthas stated simply.

Ethan was furious. "And you couldn't find an example of green except for SOMEONE'S HEAD?"

Arthas shrugged. "Thought I might teach some anatomy on top of that."

Ethan let out a grunt of disgust. He quickly took Chompers to the door and whispered to her gently to go play somewhere else. He then whipped around to face his uncle.

"No more teaching lessons from you! I'd rather let Falric teach her. Wait. What, what are those?" He said, looking at the box of treats Arthas had been giving Chompers. He picked them up before Arthas could even say anything. He read the label.

"These are dog. treats. Chompers is not a dog!"

Arthas smirked, "You're right. A wolf is closer to doghood than a gnoll. Do you want them instead? They are bacon flavored."

His baited answer didn't get a bite. Ethan reached up to pinch his nose.

"Feed Chompers dog treats or traumatize her with bodyless heads again and we're both leaving."

He did not even let Arthas respond. He tossed the box of treats back at Arthas and left the room in a huff. Arthas followed him out of the study, thoughtful. Relieved of parenting duty, Arthas went to his other daughter's room. The door was open and inside Sapphire was laying on her bed, reading a book.

"Hey, Sapphire. Want a snack?" Arthas asked, shaking the treat box. Sapphire put down her book immediately, looking up with bright eyes.

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OK I gotta post this story here too

So I always take out the trash around midnight because I'm weirdly insecure about it don't ask

There's usually nobody around here at night but today there were. I tried to avoid them by taking a different route from parking lot to the door. I thought there's a path in the spot I chose, could only see faint outlines in the dark though.

There was not. Just as those two people caught up with me I fell into the fucking bushes. I rushed inside like "aww man well I'm sure they'll walk past"

They are the neighbours son and his gf. I rushed up the stairs to hide in my flat. Stumbled on the last stair.

Imagine this from their PoV. This grown ass woman with light up pink cat ear headphones falls into a bush right in front of you, scrambles to her feet in her neon green pants, giggling all the way.

As you open the door to get inside behind her you hear a loud thud and the sound of a folded plastic basket hitting the floor. As you pass by her door, you can hear her laughing like a maniac inside.

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OK I gotta post this story here too

So I always take out the trash around midnight because I'm weirdly insecure about it don't ask

There's usually nobody around here at night but today there were. I tried to avoid them by taking a different route from parking lot to the door. I thought there's a path in the spot I chose, could only see faint outlines in the dark though.

There was not. Just as those two people caught up with me I fell into the fucking bushes. I rushed inside like "aww man well I'm sure they'll walk past"

They are the neighbours son and his gf. I rushed up the stairs to hide in my flat. Stumbled on the last stair.

Imagine this from their PoV. This grown ass woman with light up pink cat ear headphones falls into a bush right in front of you, scrambles to her feet in her neon green pants, giggling all the way.

As you open the door to get inside behind her you hear a loud thud and the sound of a folded plastic basket hitting the floor. As you pass by her door, you can hear her laughing like a maniac inside.

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living twice would be like making a new wow account and you suddenly realize

levelling without heirloom gear

lol you thought you can get cold weather flying at 77

I miss my mounts

I have to do all those achievements again if I want fun titles

someone already took all the good character names (me, it's me)

no more money

So anyway my second DK on Golemagg is coming along nicely

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I have completely banished this from my mind. I think I too was screaming at the end

I understand why the mount is called Lucid Nightmare now I’m in hell this is the worst game ever made I hate world of warcraft I HAVE BEEN IN THE ENDLESS HALLS FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF

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Thinking about something

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me, dressed up as a lich with convincing face paint and dramatic LED effects (this is how I imagine it, I do not have cosplay skills)

*tries to imitate my OCs whispering voice*

tech support (cybersecurity)

to be fair one thing the average lich and the average TSE have in common is the profound hate for humanity

I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

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Trying to think of one for German but all I can come up with is "Nach fest kommt ab" (after tight comes broken) and I'm 99% this is not even a proverb but just a quote from an old adult cartoon about drunk dudes

I shall keep the Spanish phrase in my heart. Maybe pretend it exists in German. "Rechts unterdrückt, links befreit" would look nice on the back of a car tbh