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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

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niche indie art is great because most of it is very middling in a genuine and charming way. this song melody is kind of nothing but the lyrics are clever. this novella plot is flimsy but the prose has a lot of bounce. this video essay could have been a text essay and lost nothing but it's still intellectually interesting. and then one day you take a gamble and click something that you don't really know much about and you're like. ah. they put some god in this one.

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people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another

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they keep wanting to reboot batman to add their own spin to his character (but still keep him dark and edgy and far away from the rest of DCs whimsy) when we all know the best way they could do that is make him a woman. They wouldn't have to change anything else to be an extremely intriguing reboot and also it would make the dudebros so angry that they would spontaneously combust and pander to the lesbians enough to replace their toxicity. Two birds with one stone.

Instead they just slightly modernize where Bruce's parents get killed and add more pieces to his armor and do everything they can to prevent him from being the single mother he's been in the comics for the past 80 years.

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if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

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I wrote a Harridrew bookshop au! Featuring bookshop owner Drew, post-doc Harrison, and me having too much fun with embedded tweets. And, y’know, 20k of Harridrew slowly falling in love. Hope you enjoy!

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i'm gonna reblog a different version of this every time i have a new obsession currently kaleidotrope is my bae and i love it <333333

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gang im doing my periodic relisten of kaleidotrope and this fucking show makes me want to yeet myself into the FUCKING SUN

drew's flirty voice

harrison's flirty voice

"what if i kissed you right now"

someone gets kidnapped on the show and then they just kind of shrug and go about their business

"You spend your weekends accosting people sitting on park benches writing in moleskeins?"

"Yeah, what do you do?"

"Sit on park benches writing in moleskeins trying not to be accosted by people like you"

"Oh I promise, being accosted by me is a pleasure"

"I bet it is"

drew's RENT rant

"well, i don't know any families like that"

"...oh."

there's a GODDAMN VEELA and we're just supposed to ACCEPT THAT

"You can't just go around making out with people hoping you're soul mates"

"Why not? That's what most of us do. I get the sense you don't do much dating, which is a real shame."

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tell me something soft

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These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

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Advent Drabble 13 - Fairy Lights

For anonymous

If you were to ask their listeners who is the most likely to put up little twinkling lights all around the soundbooth, Drew knows they'd say Harrison. Drew doesn't get enough credit from the Sidlesmith listening public.

But only half of the fairy lights he buys light up and they get hopelessly tangled around the equipment and Hal nixes the fairy lights.

Drew's grumbly when Harrison gets to the station but Harrison says it's the effort that counts and kisses him and gushes about the fairy-light attempt on-air and blames Hal for its failure so, all in all, a win.

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I recently listened to the Kaleidotrope podcast and was shocked at how much Harrison and Drew reminded me of Charles and Edwin... So I made this comic in the hopes that more of you go check it out!

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You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3