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the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break
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if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
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fel→lust au,sub top kayn and dom bottom illidan
really ooc but I just love it (you freak
soooo lemme create some tags for myself...
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This one goes out to that $300 shiny bubble mew card i'll never have
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I give it three months tops before a data breach leads to a public figure in the UK being outed for visiting niche porn sites because they uploaded their ID in order to access it and the site's data security is absolute dogshit
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Since we've got 2v8, here's a fanart for the new Wesker skin😈
now I want to see the RE5 version...I lov rendering krausers shinny knife
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Wesker when he say "It's wesking time" and then wesked all over the place
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(i swear i can never draw rumi or zoey correctly when i want to…)
I’m not the only one who thought of this… right?
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