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This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”

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Just saw an exorcism spell that called for "bell, book, and candle" but was extremely vague about what kinds of bells, books, and/or candles they required.

All I can think about is how pissed an evil spirit would be if they got sent back to hell by, like, a front desk bell, a Glade plugin, and an Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

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“Wow. Batman has been really unhinged and distracted lately. He’s not functioning very well since his last Robin died. He’s clearly not holding it together and needs something to tether his emotions to and keep him mentally balanced. Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

“Time for a new child sidekick!”

“What the fuck? No… I meant an ESA. Like a poodle or something.”

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do u ever feel like if ur body were a car the mechanic would be like “honestly the repairs aren’t worth the value. I’d say sell it for junk parts and get a new one”

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I’ve seen these posts saying, in the words of one of them, “If your job requires you to go against your religious beliefs then perhaps it is time to change careers?” in reference to healthcare workers and government employees who want to deny services to lgbt ppl or others whom they condemn, and i just feel like those posts don’t attempt to understand internal logics at all

like, fundamentalist christian doctors don’t deny trans people medical care because they believe that somebody should provide the care but they just don’t want to be the one to do it. they deny the care because they don’t believe the person should receive care. Their refusal to provide care isn’t just “oops you’re in the wrong field,” as if they were a person with a peanut allergy working in a peanut factory. It is an intentional and calculated part of why they are in the field in the first place — to extend religious control and condemnation to the medical realm.

the pediatrician who spent an entire consultation telling one of my friends at 16 or 17 that he would go to hell if he kept choosing to be gay wasn’t just “not cut out for the job,” he was specifically in that job in order to do that particular thing. Kim Davis didn’t deny the gay couple a marriage license because she couldn’t personally do it, she denied them a marriage license because she thought that people like them should not get marriage licenses and that a clerk should deny them and by god she was going to be that clerk

Saying “if you can’t provide services then why are you in that job!!!” to fundamentalist christians almost always misses the point — that they are in that job specifically so they can selectively deny service

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glad too see the weather network started drinking early tonight.

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My friends are all roasting me for living a fanfic cliche when I just want to get swole on the cheap 😔

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The funniest sword fight scene in the history of cinema. 

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My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

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THIS IS MY FIRST ROLL OF 2021 AND I’M SCREAMING

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[ID: A total of eight tweets from Taliesin Jaffe @.executivegoth which together read: “2020 is almost over and I feel I have something to get off my chest: I didn't get better. I didn't get healthier in mind or body. I didn't create, I didn't grow, and I didn't accomplish. It's fair to say I'm less together than I was this time last year by almost every metric. But I DID survive. and you know what? I'm happy to come to terms with that. Survival is absolutely enough. I'm learning to be more than good with that and I feel like you should be too. Seriously, well fucking done. I've many friends who've made huge strides. Solitude has given them time to accomplish goals of self improvement, creative output, or career advancement. Sometimes all three. THANK THE GODS. We're going to be relying on healthy people in the months ahead. Some friends have dealt with so much. Loss of health, loss of family. Some have slipped back into bad habits, or lost employment. And these experiences just WRECK you. I worry for friends in film, games, STEM, public service. Hell, friends who lost jobs at Disneyland. it's awful. Almost universally, these amazing people beat themselves up for lamenting their own pain when so many others are doing so much worse. It so hard for us to remember that neither success nor failure are a contest. Most people can't even agree on how to measure these concepts. As for next year; I've always hated the metaphor of the light at the end of the tunnel. Most change I've experienced in my life didn't happen in a day, and when it did it was usually less life altering then the change that took months. The road ahead is long. We're gonna need marathon runners, not sprinters. Accept help when offered. Offer help when (and only when) you have the bandwidth. We need you healthy. I've seen in my own life how much greater a force for good I can be when I have my shit kinda together. The real change I've observed in my life is less like a tunnel and more like a car heater. You turn it on and wait patiently to slowly feel your fingers. With that said, Happy New Year everyone, just two more months of winter. Let's get this '88 Corolla engine of a year idling.” /end ID]

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Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

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So, recap on SISEA:

Would require sex workers to practically dox themselves in order to upload to sites like onlyfans

There's no recourse for sex workers to report their stolen/nonconsensual content, as you either consented to every piece of content featuring you, or you're a victim, meaning that a sex worker reporting say revenge porn of themselves would get ALL of their work pulled.

The ID requirements also apply to art, meaning old art depicting nudity or that is otherwise deemed as pornographic (which would disproportionately target queer art) would be wiped off the net unless you can provide the models ID, even if said piece was created decades ago and the model is long dead (which again, would disproportionately old queer media)

Would in general get rid of all user-generated adult content, giving more power to big porn sites and putting sex workers in an even more vulnerable position

Would be based on the states' age of consent laws, meaning said porn sites could hire 16 year old performers in most states (yikes) and lawyers that went through the bill agreed that in some cases it could be superseded by underage marriage laws, as in, a married minor (because those laws still exist in some states) could """consent""" to appear in adult content if this bill, that claims to protect minors and victims of sex trafficking, passes.

I don't give a shit if you think people with an OnlyFans should be hanged, this shit WILL harm adult consensual sex workers while in some cases enabling actual abusers and pedos

Please contact your senator to oppose SISEA if you're in the US

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the single most powerful thing you can do to eat ethically, is to eat locally

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There’s something deeply cursed about eBay listings for used single halves of Best Friends necklaces.

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Super important for our sex worker friends out there!

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Eugene gets me