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You, a supervillain, are very confused as to why your superhero-nemesis is rampaging through your lair screaming something about you kidnapping their girlfriend. Meanwhile your daughter, who has come to visit you, seems very nervous and is anxious to leave your lair.
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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season
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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun
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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
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i hate when i have the perfect idea for a whump scene but i have no ideas for why the scene happens. yeah this guy got kidnapped. for. for plot reasons??? idk you figure it out
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y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!
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dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen
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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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I think parents should teach their toddlers the phrase “my will has been thwarted” for when they’re feeling frustrated by not getting what they want. I don’t think this would reduce the incidence of temper tantrums, but I do think it would make them more entertaining.
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SO IN SUMMARY
1) SHE OWNS HER MASTERS!!!!!
2) REP TV ISNT HAPPENING AND SHE NEVER FINISHED RECORDING IT
3) SHE’LL RELEASE THE REP VAULT SONGS IF WE WANT THEM (WE DO)
4) DEBUT IS FINISHED AND SHE LOVES IT AND WILL DROP IT WHEN IT FEELS READY
5) TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT OWNS HER MASTERS
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