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each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.

to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch

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I hope you get 100 dollars. I want everyone reading this to get 100 dollars

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You are an immortal who has been alive for over 2000 years. Nowadays, you work as a history teacher. Thing is, a lot of the history textbooks are just flat-out WRONG, and you would know; you were there for a lot of the events they cover. Fed up, you decide to teach what ACTUALLY happened.

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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

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woah hold on, you're scrolling tumblr, dressed like THAT??

you really don't have to show everyone up like this. we already know you're gorgeous

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Art by Chloe’s arts

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Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character 

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Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

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FUUUUCK....... i sure could go for a Nice, Cold, and Refreshing glass of

Ice Water

right about now.......

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Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

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Oh man we're going places

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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