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i spilled pasta in my backpack and got so mad that i made a traumacore edit about it

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I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.

Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”

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obsessed with how fixable society is, on a structural level.

obsessed with how all you need to do is throw money at public education and eliminate most standardized testing and you will start getting smarter, more engaged, kinder adults. obsessed with how giving people safe housing, reliable access to good food, and decent wages dramatically reduces drug overdoses and gun violence. obsessed with how much people actually want to get together and fix infrastructure, invent new ways of helping each other, and create global ways of living sustainably once you give them livable pay to do so. obsessed with how tracking diseases, developing medicines, and improving public health becomes so much easier when you just make healthcare free at point of use.

obsessed with how easy it all becomes, if we can just figure out how to wrench the wealth out of the hands of the hoarders.

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“screw it” indeed! chuckle!

if you don’t have a wrench, you can use needlenose pliers…in a pinch! ho ho!

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Pack it up everyone, I've made a blunder and reacted to a coworker's DM on the work slack with 😿 instead of 😢 so I guess it's time for us to go hurl ourselves into the harbor

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“My sleep did start to improve. I fell asleep quickly, and stayed asleep through the night—until Christmas Eve.”

scroogemaxxing?

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Im doing number

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if you don’t have a wrench, you can use needlenose pliers…in a pinch! ho ho!

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their polyamorous swag

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you haven’t seen my building.

everything in the natural order is either a miasma or a crystal

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algebra who's hecka big and ordinary

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it might be interesting to make a poll asking which browser people prefer

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is there some sort of wheel or mechanism I can give myself over to wholly and completely? just curious

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“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌

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That’s wild. I wonder if this messes with the intuitions of people who play chess or not? I could imagine that a lot of chess-thinking relies on encoding the (geometric) shapes of strategies in your brain somehow. Maybe you could “get used to it” and learn to translate, though?

uh-uh... something homeomorphically identical to 'standard' chess idk ??

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I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly