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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

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This is a uniquely terrible time to have the first American pope in regards to global politics and optics, but by god is Chicago Pope a comedic goldmine. We are in a golden age of posting.

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It's the last day of April

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it’s the “date of birth: 1303 BC” for me...

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castle // halsey

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

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WHAT

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Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

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not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt