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My blog is fucking amazing. It also does not qualify as a blog. Jordan, 17, New Zealand.
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Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.
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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.
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Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog
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me: *sees someone who’s mildly productive and on top of things*

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Family: *talks shit about me like i’m not there*
Me:
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