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Check out my profile on Wattpad, I'm Jerim https://www.wattpad.com/jerm_bot?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_profile So......... im a taken binch. I love to write even tho i succ:/ Im slowly losing all my sanity. I live for Chanbaek Im lesbian and need a chill pill half the time.......Perry Poetry is life. I slightly love scaring ppl....... I need friends- fuxk im a loenly peice of shxt Remember: You are a lovel...

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Will someone like to roleplay chanbaek with mee??

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Chanyeol: *pinches Baekhyun*

Baekhyun: Hey! What was that for?

Chanyeol: It‘s St. Patricks Day and you‘re not wearing green what means I‘m allowed to pinch you

Baekhyun: Oh…

Baekhyun: *stands up and stretches out his butt for him*

Baekhyun: C-can you do it again?

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Chanyeol: *whispers dead in the night* Hey, Baekhyun?

Baekhyun: *snores*

Chanyeol: Baekhyun-ah!

Baekhyun: *grunts* ugh, what now?

Chanyeol: why is Pizza-hut called Pizza-

hut when they have a hat on the Pizza?

Baekhyun: ...

Chanyeol: ???

Baekhyun: *thinking deep* maybe it was a typo but then they felt it was too awkward to change it so they just went with it?

Chanyeol: *thinking deep too* but who would name their Pizzeria "Pizza-hat" like, what even--

Kyungsoo: *finally snaps after 23909089 years of patience* SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP! OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL PERSONALLY THROW YOU IN THE PIZZA OVEN AND LAUGH AT THE IRONY OF YOUR LONG-AWAITED DEATH, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!!!

Baekhyun: Long-awaited? Don't you love us, Kyungie~~

Kyungsoo: *glares*

Chanyeol and Baekhyun: *have closed their eyes, lying straight in the bed chanting prayers and hoping they survive the night*

Kyungsoo: yeah that's what I fucking thought.

Kai: [beside Kyungsoo] *gulps*

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I am not alone...but why do I feel so lonely

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Suho: my group is very well behaved and so sweet...like they respe- KYUNGSOO STOP HITTING CHANYEOL! CHANYEOL STOP CALLING KYUNGSOO SHORT AND EYE FUCKING BAEKHYUN!!!!!! KAI STOP GIVING A LAP DANCE TO THE COUCH>... LAY STOP SMOKING WEED!...XIUMIN AND CHEN STOP SCREECHING~~! BAEKHYUN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU HOLDING?!?!?!?!

Baekhyun: A DiLdO!!!!!!

Suho: nO! CHILD NOOOOO

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Me On Ellen

Ellen: So I been hearing you want Kyungsoo to shoot Chanyeols legs since he is too tall...

Me: Yea...It has been a dream of mine so I could be the tall one!

Ellen: *Motion Kyungsoo out along with Chanyeol*

me: OMG ELLEN YOU DIDN'T

Ellen: I didnt....Kyungsoo forced Chanyeol hear

Chanyeol:: At least let me say one thing~

Ellen: go ahead

Chanyeol: JONGIn *jongin runs out with a stuffed penguin*

Jongin: put the gun down Kyung...or Satan gets it *brings the pink marker out*

Kyungsoo: *unloads the gun and throws it at me before getting the penguin* noT todAy bItCh