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woah i didnt mean to reblog that person's post in particular. man i suck at this free website

me causing problems on purpose (spoilers btw)

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are the monsterfuckers or vampire fans gonna win this one

me causing problems on purpose (spoilers btw)

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me causing problems on purpose (spoilers btw)

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zebras hate me for no reason

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my dumbass thought that was lae'zel at a glance

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trans women be drinking 50 cans of Bonk! Atomic Punch a day

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outta my way ghaikboy im boutta get it

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the version of excel i'm using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art

this is called "guy who gets abducted by aliens but he's super into it"

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I have come to the conclusion that the key to making a memorable game is having goofy shows within a show. Threshold kids my beloved

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yes voters we are SO back

The most important elden ring lore question

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The most important elden ring lore question

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shes licking her lips because the milk in the baba looks so scrumptious to her. Becausee of course, she is just a baby and that is all she can eat for now until she grows up big and strong and when she eats a leaf for the first time it will blow her mind

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ive plugged a male-male connector in pouring rain before yall are COWARDS

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SO mad about the way they ended Ragnarok (the show on Netflix). I could tell I wasn't going to like the third season when the very action-packed ending to season 2 gets completely rewritten with a narration. The ending is just icing on the cake holy shit I was actually looking forwar dto this.

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Wow!! look at this obese animal i shouldn't be treating like a housecat! it does threat displays that could get it or you killed when you pet it like a housecat! uwu floppa!!

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one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse