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me any time i see fanart/gifs of astarion stabbing cazador repeatedly:

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thinking abt the theme of wanting in astarion’s romance.

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I’ve seen this as a topic of debate a lot recently: do you think ascended astarion would have another consort? I know he said he’d have other spawn and that tav/durge would be his most beloved, but he also referred to the other spawn as his “children” not lovers. He also makes a mention to minthara when she asks him to turn her that the type of bond/immortality he shares with you is strictly for you to share together.

Absolutely not. That man is obsessive as all fucking hell lmao. I don't think he'd mind adding a third periodically, but so long as you both are exclusive and come home to one another at the end of the day, he's fine. AA would never respect another person enough to share that level of intimacy with imo.

You know too much about him. You've seen him at his lowest. He knows this, and it's a side of himself that he desperately tries hiding from the rest of the world. But with you, the mask can have cracks. It can slip off from time to time and you'd love him just the same, because you loved him when he was nothing. He hasn't forgotten that, and makes sure to show you that every day.

Lavish gifts, blood of the highest quality, a personal handmaid, intimacy whenever you desire it, and undying protection and loyalty to you. He listens to you. Values your opinion. He would never do that with another.

Short and sweet, no. AA would never have another consort, imo. The man may be evil but he's incredibly loyal. He'd raze an entire city if it meant protecting your honor.

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anyone wanna talk about how lonely is the muse fits astarion or am i just gonna have to make a bad and niche edit myself

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self diagnosing as "just dramatic" and moving on

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google search: how to say “I Would Do Anything For You” but make it sound casual

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I absolutely love the hug option during Astarion's Act 2 confession scene. The poor thing's hands are shaking, he braces himself as if he's waiting to be struck, but instead he's embraced. The look on his face is heartbreakingly precious and it melted my heart when I first saw it.

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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Are we calling women who read shitty harlequin romance novels porn addicts now?

If you read one paragraph of vintage victorian smut you'd hurl.

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oh, so murdering my husband on his return from troy after he sacrificed our daughter to Artemis makes me the bad guy??? god forbid women do anything  🙄

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maybe he hurts every woman that comes into his life because he should be stoned to death and killed and stabbed and beaten and shot and drowned and

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For all my years of being sexually active I've always been an exclusive top with no desire to receive anything in my pussy, but somehow a switch flipped (no pun intended) and now I'm unable to stop thinking about Halsin fucking me gently and patiently, guiding me through the experience of having my hole stretched and taking cock for the first time, praising me for being a good boy and taking him so well. I know he would be so gentle, even if his wild instincts are clawing at him he would do everything in his power to resist them and keep going slow and careful for me. Until I finally give him the go-ahead to go feral, that is...

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TOM NOOK? I GOT THE LANDLORD??????

pick one. this is your blind date

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20

21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25

26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30

(assume that whoever you get is single)

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gods above i want to slaughter cazador and upon an altar stained in blood i want to fuck and ravage astarion, uncaring if we are drenched in his blood. i want cazador to know his perfect little spawn is mine.

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i'm literally asexual and couldn’t care less for sex but astarion??? istfg i need to know what they put into that man because i'm going absolutely feral, i've never been this sexually attracted to anyone help

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Confession: I actually get proper little shakes of excitement when I think about giving Astarion some gentle scratches with my nails under that little mop of hair on the nape of his neck. Gentle moves, little scratches and feeling him gently tremble with pleasure under my touch as his eyes slowly drift closed and his lower lip softens. The trust, intimacy and simple purity of this moment is something I long for so often.

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