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🎶 workin' 9 to 5 🎶
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Dogs will be like: you want my wetttt toy?
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sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog
#tru and real#also when i put !!! in a gpose tag it means i'm wagging my golden retriever tail so hard its knocking stuff off the table
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please let me merge please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
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new least favourite animal discovered. WHAT THR FUCK.
#this is what i picture when the star wars girlies start talking about gleebo gorpo of the sneed system#i can hear the cantina music as i stare into its eyes
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this literally looks like a fake magazine from a video game but no ..... it's real........
#i pick this up as part of my mass looting and it sells as junk for 5 eurodollars#it is worth so many more. in my heart
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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
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Teaspoons absolutely bopping while dad tries to keep his shit together
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#me: man i wish there was a way to know which pigeons could be pocketed and which were just environmental decor#the humble fresnel shader:#bird tag
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Don't become so afraid of being annoying that you don't allow yourself to be anything at all.
#have you ever been so targeted by a post that you literally stop scrolling and just stare into space#was told i was obnoxious at a very formative period by someone who i thought was a good friend. they said they had hated me the whole time.#and i carried that. for years. still do. my heart pounds when i send a message because i'm! being annoying!#I don't have a fix. I don't know HOW to stop fearing being annoying. bc every time i do i'm rocketed back to being 15#and being told that I'm annoying. that I've always been annoying. and that they would only be happy if they never spoke to me again#that's the direct quote btw. been over 15 years and it's still burned in there.
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Made some friends today
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smoko with mama
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queuing posts on the deck of the titanic
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#we do a weekly in-person 'art night' on thursdays and lemme tell you. it keeps me sane#combines that need to create with a built-in support system + accountability to keep at it#it's a great environment that's conducive to creation (* ´ ▽ ` *)
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i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing
its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)
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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
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