ascendingconures
ascendingconures
To The Sky
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She/her. 24. 3D and 2D artist. Im just full of a joyous whimsy and having a good time being a part of tumblrs aging userbase tbh
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ascendingconures · 2 days ago
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ascendingconures · 4 days ago
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ascendingconures · 4 days ago
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why do some birders hate squirrels so much to the point that they actually have beef with these rodents. they are simply creatures also
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ascendingconures · 6 days ago
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We have got to get a handle on this shit right now immediately
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ascendingconures · 7 days ago
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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ascendingconures · 7 days ago
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tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page
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ascendingconures · 7 days ago
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ascendingconures · 16 days ago
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In fact, based on the evidence, I find it highly unlikely that Sasha ever even existed at all.
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ascendingconures · 18 days ago
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i hope donald trump and elon musk both send an assassin to murder the other guy. and then i hope their assassins fall in love <3
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ascendingconures · 18 days ago
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ascendingconures · 18 days ago
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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
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ascendingconures · 18 days ago
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After possibly thousands of requests, here’s a version of the Pans video with CAST IRON pans.
Spoiler: there’s a reason weapons and armour weren’t usually made of cast iron!
Patreon now has bonus pan content!
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ascendingconures · 21 days ago
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refseek.com
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www.worldcat.org/
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link.springer.com
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http://bioline.org.br/
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repec.org
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science.gov
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pdfdrive.com
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ascendingconures · 22 days ago
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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ascendingconures · 22 days ago
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i cant stop thinking of this fucking. Image. why is he doing that
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ascendingconures · 22 days ago
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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ascendingconures · 23 days ago
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Amtrak what the fuck is this
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