She/her. 24. 3D and 2D artist. Im just full of a joyous whimsy and having a good time being a part of tumblrs aging userbase tbh
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#naw my ex's brothers got spiritual psychosis from talking to chat gippity... like bro#he wss convinced he was special and awoken it to give him some universal truth#you know#the generic shit it tells everyone#talking to ai for spirituality will rapidly devolve into unhinged paranoia or spiritually jerking you off until you think youre god#pick your flavor of spiritual psychosis#Ai users have an original thought challenge (impossible)
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why do some birders hate squirrels so much to the point that they actually have beef with these rodents. they are simply creatures also
#i love squirrels and birds but i have beef with squirrels becahse those mfers wiped out my entire scuppernong crop last year#thousands of nongs gone in 2 DAYS#a million curses be upon those grey lads#where i live#they outcompeted brown squirrel completely bc grey squirrel have a gene that allows them to eat seeds snd fruits before they ripen#so the other squirrels got no food rip little bros#that being said they are still cute and i love them but we have beef fr
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We have got to get a handle on this shit right now immediately
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page
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In fact, based on the evidence, I find it highly unlikely that Sasha ever even existed at all.
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i hope donald trump and elon musk both send an assassin to murder the other guy. and then i hope their assassins fall in love <3
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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
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After possibly thousands of requests, here’s a version of the Pans video with CAST IRON pans.
Spoiler: there’s a reason weapons and armour weren’t usually made of cast iron!
Patreon now has bonus pan content!
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refseek.com
www.worldcat.org/
link.springer.com
http://bioline.org.br/
repec.org
science.gov
pdfdrive.com
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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i cant stop thinking of this fucking. Image. why is he doing that
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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