What's up I am the mystery box bear. I am kind of a big deal. My current residence is ascension though, I move around a lot; hence the blog name. I love Ken & Peele, Drinking, and all my bear fans (especially, the ladies).
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gersch makes my teddy bear dick so hard
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da, i need a hug :(
I give you a hug
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me and gersch's rp so far.
Teddy’s morning was the same routine as normal. It got up, put itself on light wash, with a drying finish. It was a rush of a morning. Teddy got to it’s desk, on the computer powered by 115. It checked it’s emails, responded to some and then checked it’s network. Who is this teddy? It is the owner… Gersch slowly and carefully removed the glasses from his face and wiped each lens gently with the sleeve of his sweater. He blinked harshly and then placed his specs once again on his face, was he hallucinating? He had remembered Yuri mentioning some toys lying about in one of his angry ramblings, but Gersch thought it best to ignore him.
The Russian watched the stuffed bear with great awe, as if there were truly something special about it. Teddy suddenly sees an odd character from the corner of it’s eye. It turns in shock to find an old man in a science coat there. As the scientist wiped his glasses, Teddy was polishing it’s eyes to make sure it was seeing things alright. “Ummmm…” Teddy said awkwardly “How did you get to this facility with out combusting into Hydrogen gas”? Gersch swore he felt his heart stop as he heard the unsettling voice from the teddy bear in front of him. Quickly, he took a few steps back. Swallowing harshly he stood in front of the bear pondering whether to run or not. What had Yuri done to him? "HEY! You owe me an explanation! No one can enter here. Uggh. I might as well say it. Welcome to the mystery box." As Teddy said this the mystery box jingle was sounded. "I don’t have time for this, just follow me and we will try to fix this." And with that, Teddy was off. Gersch stood in silence as he watched the bear scramble away. How? How is he talking? How does he move? Is he alive? The Russian shook his head and ran after the bear, was he really taking orders from a stuffed toy? He laughed to himself at the thought. Teddy stopped at a random area with just one other bear. The bear had four drinks, in coffee cups. Teddy takes one and says “thanks”. The other bear turns to the scientist and then passes out, spilling the other coffees. “Just great!” Screams Teddy out loud. “Now I have to get medical over here. I’ll deal with you first”. Teddy continues on. Teddy and all the other bears don’t even move their mouths when they talk. Gersch placed his hand on his head in utter confusion. Should he even question the teddy bear? He quietly clears his throat, hoping to get the hyper bear’s attention. "Hurry up, we have no time. I have appointments this whole day so we are going to have you settled in a section". Teddy says as he drags the doctor in a direction. Teddy goes to a location with above the door saying. "Access 5g2 for beyond this point!" Teddy swipes his on a security scanner. The doors open. "Okay, you work here now okay. Just enter the office and show him these." Teddy hands the doctor two cards. "These are your identification cards. I will check on you tomorrow, sorry I can’t talk I have to go bye". TLDB was sitting in his office desk looking over his emails and turns to the sound of the door. His first reaction, he jumped back in terror and flipped back screaming. “Oh, right… The boss told me about you this morning. Still, you shouldn’t give a bear a heart attack like that”. The bear said as… He ran his fingers through his greying hair, giving a nervous smile. “Ah. Gersch.” The scientist had no idea what he was even doing, what is this? He must be hallucinating. Has to be. Gersch felt his heart race as he thought about it all- he is losing- he had lost all grip on reality. The scientist swallowed harshly as he slowly accepted the comic looking bear. "Thank you. Now let me see". Papa bear says frighteningly from the man in front of him. He presses a buzzer on his desk. "Rich- actually, can Jeff come to my office please?" Enters is a much thinner bear who was over half the size of dr gersch. "This is Jeff. You will be working with him and Richard on current projects. If you need anything feel free to talk to Jeff. My apologies but, I have to go on private manners…" Papa bear flinched for a second. "So, I will leave you to Jeff. Oh, and Jeff; tell Richard to give the new guy some slack." Papa bear leaves the door open as he goes out of the room. Gersch places his arms behind his back to appear more composed. He leaned toward the bear and gave a quick nod of recognition, he decided he wouldn’t dare speak unless spoken to. "Hi, my name is Jeff." Jeff said sluggishly. "I am supposed to give you a tour of your work area and some facilities. Now, before we begin do you have any questions?" "Nyet," The scientist said firmly. "Well, actually what exactly am I going to be doing? I do not recognize this type of workplace." Gersch gazed around very slowly, avoiding having to look at the teddy bear. "For someone so tall you are awfully shy. Don’t worry it is fine here. This area is in an alternate… Gersch’s whole body becomes stiff at the bear’s crude comment. He lets out a quiet sigh and continues looking forward. Hoping the bear will read his body language, he gives a quick nod to show his understanding and consent to what the psycho teddy bear asks of him. "Well we better hurry up to your office and get you settled but first. What do you have your doctorate in?" Jeff’s sees his body language and starts to feel stressed. "Listen my facial reactions are an experiment most bears should no nothing about. I could be killed! So, I am sorry if I made you uncomfortable." The scientist raised an eyebrow at the bear’s apology. “Ah nyet. It’s ok.” He cleared his throat and gave a quick shrug. “And as for your earlier question, curious bear, Chemistry, Physics, and Aeronautics.” Gersch smiled to himself waiting for his comrade’s reaction. "That is great, we needed someone in Aeronautics on our team. Not for the current project but…” Jeff paused for a moment. “Actually, with what we are doing; which I am sure you will love, our fellow research partner would probably think of some sort of use to that.” Jeff leads the scientist to a room with the numbers ‘935’ above the door. Inside was set up like a laboratory on earth. A very big bear was sitting down on a table working on something. “Richard, this is Gersch”. Once again Gersch became very still as he watched the big bear turn his way. His heart raced and he timidly glanced at Jeff for some sort of further confirmation. Richard turns. “Who the fuck are you?” Richards says in a deep voice. As Richard moved to see, a notepad could be seen on the desk with a little red thing moving on the corner of it. Gersch quickly raises his arm in a flailing wave manner, then sticks it back to his side. “Gersch.” Is the only word he can say to the teddy bear now in front of him. The pink thing on the table moves toward Gersch and grows triple it’s size. On the floor it starts jumping up and down. The scientist watches it with a huge grin on his face, he tries his best to suppress a giggle. He was very amused with the bouncy pink bear. Richard pulls out a shotgun and shoots the gummy bear, it explodes. Not a dent happened to the lab. “Don’t tell me Richard!” Jeff yelled with anger. “Relax I new the retard couldn’t attack.” explained Richard. “but what if it did or even did something stupid. Gersch… Gersch shifted very uncomfortably as the two bears argued. He placed his hands behind his back and stared at the ground, hoping something turn in his comfort’s favor. "Look what you have done, Gersch looks like he is going to vomit." Jeff turns to Gersch. "This is why you weren’t supposed to meet him right away, he always pulls shit like this. Work is over for now and me and Richard are hitting some clubs. You should come, maybe it will make use not look so bad". The scientist laughs nervously. “No thanks, I think I will pass.” He avoids the bears and just idly scratches his neck. "Come on, man. You can’t be just jerking it for the rest of you life. You have to get… Gersch blushes deeply at the bear’s shameless words. “I-I really do not mind not joining you. I would not fit in with toys.” The scientist is becoming irritated now, still wearing a deep, embarrassed blush. "I new you were a fucking loser. Come on Jeff let’s go fuck some bitches. As for you," Richard turns to Gersch. "Take a grenade. And shove up your ass because you aren’t going to fucking fit in if you think you talk about us as toys like that. I am pretty sure I can find you a fucking dominatrix from here and then we will see who is the fucking toy. Asshole". Richard leaves, pushing Jeff out with him. "Peace the fuck out!" Watching as the two bears left, Gersch was overcome with a sudden realization of how alone he was, what the fuck is happening? He deemed it would be much safer with them, he at least needed some company, no matter who may fall in that category. The scientist speedily walked after them. “Wait. Sorry. Wait, I will go.” He called out after them. Richard whispers to Jeff “Told you, he is our bitch for now. You owe me five bucks.” Jeff reaches in his pocket as the scientist approaches. “Well come along then”. Richard said. “Just the four of us, isn’t that right wing man?” A squeaking sound comes from Richard’s pocket out came a red gummy. “That is top secret research, why’d you bring it”. Jeff complained. “Bitches love cute fucks. And this is the cutest little fucker in the world”. The gummy squeaks at Richard’s complement. Richard punches it. It is knocked out and falls back in the pocket. “Cute fucker is pretty damn annoying though”. Gersch can’t contain himself as he reaches into the bear’s pocket to hold the little gummy bear in his hands. He smiles at it. “So,” He addresses Jeff, “Top secret research?” "Yes this is the project we are working on. We are trying to weaponize it as it is cheap with low requirements of element 115. So far it’s intelligence is low and it is barely a multi-cell organism." The gummy hops up and down then takes a bite out of itself. It starts choking. Jeff grabs the gummy and throws it away. It explodes destroying part of the road. "See what I mean?" Richard pulls out a bag filled with a red substance and forms a new gummy bear out of some of it. The bear hops into Gersch’s hand. "We are almost there". says Jeff as they walk. Gersch nods in understanding and stares at the little gummy in his hands. He holds the bear close to his chest, sheltering him from the other bears. “So? What kind of ‘club’ would you bears have?” The scientist gave a look of genuine concern. “What kind of entertainment? Who am I kidding?” He stopped, stroking the bouncy gummy bear, “How am I going to enjoy this. May we go somewhere else?”
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Marry, Fuck, Cuddle, Kill, send me four names
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"Hurry up, we have no time. I have appointments this whole day so we are going to have you settled in a section". Teddy says as he drags the doctor in a direction. Teddy goes to a location with above the door saying. "Access 5g2 for beyond this point!" Teddy swipes his on a security scanner. The doors open. "Okay, you work here now okay. Just enter the office and show him these." Teddy hands the doctor two cards. "These are your identification cards. I will check on you tomorrow, sorry I can't talk I have to go bye".
Teddy’s morning was the same routine as normal. It got up, put itself on light wash, with a drying finish. It was a rush of a morning. Teddy got to it’s desk, on the computer powered by 115. It checked it’s emails, responded to some and then checked it’s network. Who is this teddy? It is the owner…
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Teddy stopped at a random area with just one other bear. The bear had four drinks, in coffee cups. Teddy takes one and says "thanks". The other bear turns to the scientist and then passes out, spilling the other coffees. "Just great!" Screams Teddy out loud. "Now I have to get medical over here. I'll deal with you first". Teddy continues on. Teddy and all the other bears don't even move their mouths when they talk.
Teddy’s morning was the same routine as normal. It got up, put itself on light wash, with a drying finish. It was a rush of a morning. Teddy got to it’s desk, on the computer powered by 115. It checked it’s emails, responded to some and then checked it’s network. Who is this teddy? It is the owner…
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"HEY! You owe me an explanation! No one can enter here. Uggh. I might as well say it. Welcome to the mystery box." As Teddy said this the mystery box jingle was sounded. "I don't have time for this, just follow me and we will try to fix this." And with that, Teddy was off.
Teddy’s morning was the same routine as normal. It got up, put itself on light wash, with a drying finish. It was a rush of a morning. Teddy got to it’s desk, on the computer powered by 115. It checked it’s emails, responded to some and then checked it’s network. Who is this teddy? It is the owner…
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Teddy suddenly sees an odd character from the corner of it's eye. It turns in shock to find an old man in a science coat there. As the scientist wiped his glasses, Teddy was polishing it's eyes to make sure it was seeing things alright. "Ummmm..." Teddy said awkwardly "How did you get to this facility with out combusting into Hydrogen gas"?
Teddy’s morning was the same routine as normal. It got up, put itself on light wash, with a drying finish. It was a rush of a morning. Teddy got to it’s desk, on the computer powered by 115. It checked it’s emails, responded to some and then checked it’s network. Who is this teddy? It is the owner…
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Teddy's morning was the same routine as normal. It got up, put itself on light wash, with a drying finish. It was a rush of a morning. Teddy got to it's desk, on the computer powered by 115. It checked it's emails, responded to some and then checked it's network. Who is this teddy? It is the owner and commander of all other bear personnel in and outside the mystery box. It was the original bear. It was Samantha's bear. Teddy had a program on it's computer that linked all the rest. It had multiple programs for dealing with orders and which Teddy appears where. Every morning it has to check. Once done Teddy went out to get to the teddy tailor. It was 11am in this world everywhere at current time. Teddy was alone on the lands of Teddy.
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