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this dog that i dogsit for is an actual angel sent from heaven, evidence:

he’s 100 lbs and so gentle i don’t need any special collar or leash or harness to walk him, ever

he was meant to be a service dog but he was too shy so he became a rescue, can u even imagine

so well behaved he waits for me at the tops and bottoms of flights of stairs until i tell him it’s okay to go ahead up/down the next flight

he somehow communicates to his dads how much he loves me bc they tell me every time i leave and they come back he’s sad ?? my son !

he knows that if it rains or snows or he gets wet he needs to wait at the bottom of the stairs inside their condo to be towel dried

he is trained to towel dry himself; i hold out the towel and he wiggles his body through it back and forth until i dry his tail and that’s his signal to go ahead and go inside

he hangs out by my feet all evening making big impatient huffing noises until i go in the bedroom with him and sit up in bed doing whatever i’m doing so he can sleep by me

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This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

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6.02 | the man in the basement

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old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

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my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

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Dear America,

The UK just voted for racism, hatred, fear and stupidity. Please don’t make the same mistake in November.

Sincerely,

Britain

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Donald Trump’s win is enabling racists across the world.

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THISS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

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Because the gifs can’t do justice to the insanely funny horror that is Mr Blobby on the Big Fat Quiz of the 90s.

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the many shades of peter quinn