Fan fiction fan. Writes stuff as well. Aselysify over on AO3. 40ish Her/She
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Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Women make up for the other 50% of Tumblr’s audience.
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“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.
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This brought a huge smile to my face
You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
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I love telling the plot to my husband. And he loves hearing me be excited about it.
New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.
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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing
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Ahh tasting history…. You are amazing…..
watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)
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Oh yes
Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked
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Lol I wish my yoga mat had come with a small one!!!
Yoga partner
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How to get a big dragon to leave the cons and join you, summarized
Y/N: Such a pretty dragon
Predaking: I will be taking this human with me
Y/N: But... You're with the cons. The guys who want to destroy my planet
Predaking: Yes, that is correct
Y/N: If they destroy my planet I'll, uh, I'll be really sad
Predaking: I've decided to join the war against Deceptions
Optimus: That's grea-
Predaking: I'm not on your side. Get too close and I will melt you.
Y/N: 🥺
Predaking: ... Just keep your distance, autobot.
Haha he picks a human and that’s it. It’s over for the cons
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One of my favorite scenes
Jenkins ain't taking any of your shit today!
The Librarians S02E02 And the Broken Staff.
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