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I love this. No joke, this art is why I wanted to play Overwatch in the first place.

Torn Apart

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty sock i’m begging 

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“Stevie Nicks was the first woman I ever heard say she had chosen not to have children because she cared more about her career. The first that ever warned me men might not like it if there are things more important to me than they are. The first that ever said that that was fine: sometimes, you have to leave them behind. Wherever she goes, she surrounds herself with girls. “I can’t imagine you in a bathing suit,” someone says in an interview for Rolling Stone, when Stevie says she likes to play in the pool in her backyard. “Yeah, well, you never will,” Stevie says. “There is never - ever - a man in the backyard. If there is, he is banished to the front of the house.” Men don’t get to look at Stevie Nicks unless Stevie Nicks wants men to look at Stevie Nicks. In her songs, even when she’s talking about how she has to change, she proclaims her power, her ability, her worth. She is a queen, she is a witch, she is a dragon, she is in control. She isn’t polite. She’s competitive. She’s bossy. She claimed all the things the men around her claimed — she spent as much money as they spent, had as much sex as they had, was as reckless as they were, stood at the front of the same stage — and never questioned that that was her right. The world tells us women are there for men, but despite all the boyfriends and the jokes about how she’s so easy and the sex-symbol status, she isn’t there for men at all. She does it without ever giving in to the men that dismiss her. She’s emotional. She’s dramatic. She raises her voice as much as she can. She thinks she’s pretty, she thinks she’s a star, and when her fans crowd up to the edge of the stage, crazy, she welcomes them, with open arms. She revels in it. She’s too much of a girl for you? She revels in it.”

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Stevie Nicks is a queen, a witch, a dragon

(via cat-in-the-dark)

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Hey, take it from someone creeping towards 40:

Ignore the fun police.

If you like it, order your steak well done. Get your bagel toasted with jam and butter. Put ice in your scotch and ketchup on your hotdog. Get red wine with fish and white with steak. Who cares?

If you want to, listen to pop music. Watch blockbuster popcorn flicks. Read dime store novels. Enjoy them.

Dye your hair or cut it off. Paint your fingernails blue. Wear whatever the fuck you want on your own time (ie, when not at a job or school or whatever where you can get penalized for breaking rules) as long as you aren’t like welding or shoveling snow.

Anyone who tries to tell you you’re wrong? Say “okay” and go back to what you were doing. You’re not hurting them by enjoying yourself or having things the way you like them.

There are no caveats or addendums to this. No “but what about x?” Nah. You’re allowed the things you like. You don’t have to justify your taste or apologize for it if it’s not hurting anyone.

And likewise, let other people live their lives. We’re all dead in the long run, so tend your own garden before you become fertilizer in it.

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I have not watched a single episode of House but I'm somehow 100% sure that the main guy is what Trafalgar Law would be if he were an irl doctor

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So let me see if I have this... the men get to have a match to determine the advantage in War Games... but the women only get a vote?

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I cannot wait until this Kenny and Jericovid shit is over because I am TIRED of the Kenny Omega tag being flooded with people whining.

IF I WANNA KNOW ABOUT JERIBLOW, I'LL FUCKING LOOK AT HIS TAG.

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"You should take the night off."

If I were Adam, I would be like, "Nah, this is yours now. Run both! Let me know how it goes!" And then DIP.

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Try as you might, WWE, you aren't making me hate Damian or Finn.

Why were we having Mr Money in the Bank lose matches, again?

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ONE PIECE ▸ 01x08 "Worst in the East"

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ive said it before and will say it again but if you’re trans and a bit into your transition and suddenly become super vain, obsessed with your looks and think you’re fucking hot? GOOD. keep it up

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"I'm mad that you're using my name to push your dead-end title reign."

BECKY, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL TIFFY LIKE THAT.

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They need to let Nigel interview Danielson.

Even if Nigel can't wrestle, we at least deserve to see these bitter exes have to get along.

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I am so glad that CJ got to cut a promo without that awful fake accent or a script.

Because she is SO good.