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you can find me at archiveofourown dot org slash tags slash wound fingering

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the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

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"i also noticed, on my daily flyby to see if mumbo's home- it's always nice to see a little bit of progress by mumbo, because then you know he's ok, he's doing alright- look- look who it is! it's like.. another grumbot variant!"

girl he is killing himself and putting his brain in that thing.

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said it before and i’ll say it again - so american by olivia rodrigo is SO fitpac coded it’s mindblowing to me

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SABRINA CARPENTER ✩ ROLLING STONE JULY/AUGUST 2025

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i don't listen to sabrina carpenter's music but her mere existence pisses off so many people that i support her

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day 1371

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how it feels going from a bdubs hermitcraft episode and to a joel hermitcraft episode

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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hell yeah

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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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❝ I liked being a guitar player, hidden in the wings and getting to play the shows and not being the one that had to talk to anybody. ❞

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an inexplicable graphic summarizing my feelings about the members of my chemical romance