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CarolxMaria fanart for the lovely @duchell <3 Happy birthday again!

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to think mysterio really went all out and doxxed peter parker as a revenge and peter literally just pulled a uno reverse card & logged off of the entire franchise lmfaoo untouchable

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u think bruce cares in any way about being on the avengers team? no. he took one look at thor’s arms, knew he had a chance to see those guns at least once a month and traded off his plans for arms. this is true 

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The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.

Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.

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anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

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the main mistake that they made in civil war was they had no level playing field. you add rhodey to one team and BAM. instant siding with him, i will not question him, and he makes sense. he’s the only hero who is not a crackhead 

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Peter Parker in Civil War: I've only got one job here today and I've gotta impress Mr Stark

Peter Parker in Homecoming: Just wondering when our next mission's gonna be, Mr Stark

Peter Parker in Infinity War: [saves Tony's ass from being pummeled] WAZZUP Mr Stark

Peter Parker in Endgame: We won, Mr Stark. We won. You did it sir. You did it. I'm sorry, Tony-

Peter Parker in Far From Home: everywhere I go... I see his face. I just really miss him.

Peter Parker in Spiderman 3:

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Come on pretty baby kiss me deadly  :-*

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tony: hm binarily augmented retro-framing,, B.A.R.F. lol

beck: im gonna kill so many kids because of this..

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I played around with Kris Anka’s design for Captain Marvel, also used the comic’s version of Carol’s hair plus the Undercut™, applied some of the movie’s version and of course, it had to be Brie Larson. (And maybe some of her ear piercings) 

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the duality of man

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going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

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How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater

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At last, restrooms for amputees with balloons

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spider-man: far from home (2019)

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stranger things + iconic lines

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captain america: civil war (2016)