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Your disbelief destroyed the faith of my congregation. Without them, I am nothing. So I was obliged to come. And now I must kill you.

CANDYMAN 1992 dir. Bernard Rose

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

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that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

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The next chapter of my silly little RadioApple soulmates AU is out.

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I just realized Alastor is technically half the age of Charlie. In terms of radioapple he's a sugarbaby 😅

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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

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I bring you my spoils of the idgaf war

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I am seeing way too many people (mostly on Tiktok, because of course) that are like

"I don't understand RadioApple, why do people like it?"

And of course I can't speak for every shipper, but the formula for RadioApple is the same as the majority of my ships:

I'm obsessed with Alastor, and I relate way too much to Lucifer.

(also I am aegosexual and have no interest in being a self insert).

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

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*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit

*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE’S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE

Brain: You’re the author, if you want more you have to write it

Me: *flips tables*

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So I've read a couple of "Alastor decided to be Lucifer's PA post separation" fics where the end goal is RadioApple.

Which brings forth the hilarious idea of that being true in canon.

"I'm sorry, Dad... Sent his boyfriend to come help me?" Charlie asked skeptically.

"Yes. He sends his regards. While he is far too busy to assist in your endeavor directly, he wanted to send along the most reliable and trusted of his support staff."

In this scenario I imagine the breakup was messy and Charlie was told a lot of awful things about her father's new partner by her mother. (Only about half of which were true).

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'Let the gays successfully run away together just once'. They did. It's called House MD

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💫 It's okay to write fiction you would not want your grandmother to see.

💫 Different stories are for different audiences.

💫 You do not have to appeal to everyone.

💫 Don't sacrifice the story you want to tell for an imaginary audience or for imaginary critics.

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Okay fine I started my stupid soulmates AU

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HAZBIN HOTEL (2024): 1x01 - "Overture"