so vil, huh guys
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Strange Bird
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
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The concept of Fairytale Detective in the dark parables games is so funny it's like I signed up to the police force for valid reasons and now my superiors are all like hmm you have to break a curse. And I'm like hello? And they're like yeah listen there's an ancient witch trying to kidnap a prophesied maiden to take over the world. Go deal with her! You have NO magical ability and NO backup!!! I would simply quit and open a bakery
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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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I’m so sorry
Girl help we can't decide the rules of the game
no secret third option or whatever I don't care. perish by my hand.
reblog for more reach or something actually it'd be really helpful. I gotta know if I am the most correct person ever and or if I've been lied to and decived
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please spread this so that it can actually be funny instead of just 1 person voting
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Dream man
so malleus is never beating the monster fucker bait allegations huh
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