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i think it's important we understand the game changer spice rating. they get to choose what spice level they operate at. this was probably a high spice. as was escape the greenroom. siobhan thompson has twice chosen the most intense episodes to be on. I am terrified of her power.

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The meanest thing Sam ever did wasn't trapping people, or psychologically tormenting people, or continuously tricking people for the purpose of entertainment. No, the meanest thing he ever did was tear up Mike's, Ify's, and Siobhan's hand drawn pictures of ducks.

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Just imagine Kipperlilly rolling up to the new guidance counsellors office after the pervious one got killed to bring back some kids to life. And she sits there complaining about not having a tragic backstory since every rouge needs a tragic backstory, and that it’s so unfair that Riz has one. He’s got a dead dad, a mom who over works, a missing baby sitter, and he’s poor. And she’s got a pretty much perfect white picket fence life. And all the while the werewolf guidance counsellor who stays as half wolf as a from of a political statement, who less than a few weeks ago was a drug dealer and super down on his luck and life was just over all bad for him has to be like “hmm yea unfair… how about your adventuring skills?”

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if Broadway doesn’t want bootlegs floating around then they need to get their act together and make legal recordings.  you can say all you want that theater is meant to be enjoyed live, but the fact of the matter is not everybody can get to NYC to go to a Broadway show.  not everybody can afford to take the time off of work and buy a plane ticket to NYC and buy a night in a hotel AND get the ticket to the show.  people want to see the shows, that’s why there’s a bootleg market in the first place, but it’s unreasonable to expect that everyone has the time, money, and ability to make it out to the one place in the world to see something on Broadway, especially if it’s a limited engagement.  so record that shit, slap some subtitles on it, and sell it so we can buy it legally.

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dropout can do the funniest thing ever next week and just release the deja vu episode again

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Couldn’t resist when I saw THIS post by @freakly-fungi

Tim clothe’s thief confirmed, none of Bernard’s clothes are safe.

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peak sibling energy from grant and siobhan on game changer

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Honestly where does Sam Reich think he gets the right to come into the homes of innocent viewers and sing the Do the Wenis song the exact number of times to make us involuntarily memorize it

I had plans for those neurons, Sam! I had goals, nay, DREAMS for them until you hijacked my defenseless eardrums and tattooed your rhythmic legacy into my psyche!

One day you will have to stand at the gates of heaven and defend your actions, and WHO WILL DO THE WENIS FOR YOU THEN, SAMUEL? WHO WILL DO THE WENIS FOR YOU THEN

anyway great episode

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Fabian may be totally against the idea of having siblings but I guarantee you if Gilear and Hallariel ever did have a kid he would love that kid the second he got a chance to hold it

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Ouch, hit me right in my ADHD.

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And remember to honor the cock🙏

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guy who yells out “IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT” before letting out the gentlest, smallest scream you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life

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obviously this is a fictional world and elmville has people die all the time. I still think it’s funny how jawbone is a mandated reporter and didn’t have to report… a students desire to kill her classmates?? what is in that handbook?? i’m just so curious what he HAS to report

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OH SHIT WAIT HOLD ON EVERYONE PAUSE. ISKALL IN MCC?????

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HONOR THE COCK

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Bruce being abusive towards his sons makes absolutely no sense. (Many of the panels aren’t canon anymore, but still)

Bruce is known to physically and mentally abuse his sons. For example, Dick; he has received the most abuse. (It’s slowly stopped over the years but there are still many recent encounters)

At a very young age Bruce watched his parents die. When Bruce later took Dick in; it was because he didn’t want to see Dick suffer. Bruce had went through the exact same thing. He knew what it was like to have everything you’ve ever known end in an instant. He apparently understood Dick…but then he proceeds to be an abusive piece of shit. That makes no sense at all. Imagine becoming a hero because of your parents death, then taking a child in because you don’t want him to feel the way you did…just to abuse him.

Some writers really need to get their shit together. Bruce being abusive doesn’t make sense because of his backstory and reasonings of become a hero. At this point, we all know Bruce is a huge asshole. Which I guess makes a bit of sense…but being abusive towards his children? That goes against why Bruce even became a hero.